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WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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It's all part of the scam commenting; adding in as many "amenities" they can pack in.

From this one review we get raves about:

- Easy parking
- Convenient bus route
- Comfortable seating
- Many rooms to inhabit
- Well-appointed kitchen
- Wood floors
- Built ins
- Woodwork
I just don’t get why he would keep doing it. He’s got plenty of reviews now.
 
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Fat Retard Tomlinson should know that a fluent speaker would drop "los" and simply say "Dia de Muertos". I hope he is gutted by a cartel on video.
What sucks is that they're obviously worthless poverty people, so the cartel wouldn't get any money for a ransom, and his wife is such a frumpy, unattractive dyke that they can't use her for sex slavery because no one would pay much money to fuck that. Maybe Fatso will run his mouth to the wrong person and they'll drown him in a cenote.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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What sucks is that they're obviously worthless poverty people, so the cartel wouldn't get any money for a ransom, and his wife is such a frumpy, unattractive dyke that they can't use her for sex slavery because no one would pay much money to fuck that. Maybe Fatso will run his mouth to the wrong person and they'll drown him in a cenote.
It's ok if they thrill kill him as gang initiation. I'm not picky.
 

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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What sucks is that they're obviously worthless poverty people, so the cartel wouldn't get any money for a ransom, and his wife is such a frumpy, unattractive dyke that they can't use her for sex slavery because no one would pay much money to fuck that. Maybe Fatso will run his mouth to the wrong person and they'll drown him in a cenote.
I can’t conceive of a more muggable rube than Pat. It’s a statistical anomaly he didn’t get his dome cracked the first time in Mexico.
 

chewtoyrapist

Strong. Confident.
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I can’t conceive of a more muggable rube than Pat. It’s a statistical anomaly he didn’t get his dome cracked the first time in Mexico.
His vacation highlights were a tourist resort that smelled like rotten eggs, a bar that caters to americans, and a cenote trip that he probably set up with whatever remains of the travel agent industry (ie they would never put you in dangerous areas since the clientele is around life expectancy age on average). It's more a statistical anomaly that he could afford a $300/day vacation given he should be folding clothes for Goodwill with "functional" retards.
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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How "proactive" can you be with an Airbnb? WTF is that shit? Also if your first name is Tyson and you're not a pitbull you should kill yourself.
He’s a 25-year-old gay Hispanic kid talking about “friendly Wisconsin vibes.” “Patrick” wrote these reviews. All of them except the one from the black lady bitching about it being drafty.
 

Jenna

personality dialysis
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He’s a 25-year-old gay Hispanic kid talking about “friendly Wisconsin vibes.” “Patrick” wrote these reviews. All of them except the one from the black lady bitching about it being drafty.

The point of an airbnb is to get the keys/gate code from the owner, maybe learn the house rules, and then get left the fuck alone by whoever owns the property until you leave.

But that's Ricky's psyche. Everyone else in the entire world must always be commenting on how amazing Ricky is. Every airbnb review must start with praising him for being so very special and important.
 
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The point of an airbnb is to get the keys/gate code from the owner, maybe learn the house rules, and then get left the fuck alone by whoever owns the property until you leave.

But that's Ricky's psyche. Everyone else in the entire world must always be commenting on how amazing Ricky is. Every airbnb review must start with praising him for being so very special and important.
It's very suspicious that they never mention his dopey wife. Not by name and not at all.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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"Pantry comes stocked with 4-slice toaster, eating/cooking utensils, pots, knife set, cutting board, coffee maker, filters, coffee, decaf, a selection of fine teas, sugar, and creamer."

new rug too
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Udders

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