I'm booking a stay here, can someone link me to the availability?
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
- Thread starter Farmer Brown
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He’s denied they’re fake at least once. “No stlaker you cannoT fake reviews. That cannoT occuR.”Has anyone simply asked Patrick if the reviews are real?
It's the very first link in OP's post.
You cant book any dates what kind of scam is this
He probably tried to sell his disgusting, unsanitary, duplex ditch and Wal-Mart produce "hot sauce" to his hovel guests at this time of year.
OPs link goes to March 2024 dates. Just cut it down to https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/762413418506849713
You're lying anyways and just doing an unfunny bit so unless you're actually going nobody cares.
I don't know if he gets a lot of last second bookings or if the winter weather in Milwaukee is a factor, but he currently has only one day booked in January and three in February. None in March, April, or the first chunk of May (apparently he only books six months out max). Righteous bucks.
Sweet, I can book spring break at the hovel.
If I book a stay there am I legally allowed to call the police on myself or is only the house owner allowed to do that?
It looks like all of his non-weekend days are only $99/night. If he had a tenant instead of Airbnb-ing the the half-hovel, he could have over $1,000 a month, not have to pay Airbnb fees, and not have to scrub shit flakes out of the toilet or launder cum stains out of his sheets. Instead, he's pulling in four nights over the next six months (minus fees). Financial Pig makes the best decisions.
This vacancy rate seems higher than previously observed. We only found out about the unit in March ‘24 so maybe that’s when it started to pick up again when the season turned. Anyhow agreed he should just get a tenant but is too lazy/broke to get the unit up to code.
"Stayed with a pet". I hope a pit bull chews off one of his baseboards.
They usually take a trip after the holidays and after the insurance window closes. So expect them to be in another state in late feb or march when spring training starts.
Why do they all talk about using the bus?! Who drives somewhere and uses the local bus system?!
It's all part of the scam commenting; adding in as many "amenities" they can pack in.
From this one review we get raves about:
- Easy parking
- Convenient bus route
- Comfortable seating
- Many rooms to inhabit
- Well-appointed kitchen
- Wood floors
- Built ins
- Woodwork