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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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He had to finish explaining to Boomia that his father did not, in fact, hold the nickname "Buckaroo Blowjob Tommy." It's very important, child.
If the record isn’t corrected that his dad didn’t actually hold several Blowjob Chanpionship titles around the Midwest then it’s as good as admitting it’s true, stlaker.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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Fatso is loving having such a horrible economy in the U.S. that people choose, reluctantly, to stay at his ramshackle haunted house
No one is staying there. All the reviews are fake. We've all seen the Air BnB listing - it looks horrible. The few people that actually stayed there are the 2-3 reviews we've see complaining about pet hair and no A/C.

Pat's life is a fucking disaster. He's a mid 40's lay-about with a job cold calling for insurance sales. He's in the same place professionally that drug attics and ex-cons are - a call center jockey with no prospects. He's got this dilapidated tear-down in a less than stellar neighborhood and no way of trading up. His property has lost value in the last 15 years while housing prices in this country skyrocket. He's a constant loser in everything he does. That's why pat is a leftist. He isn't bright or diligent enough to build wealth on his own, so he gloms onto the "give me" party hoping he'll be the recipient of government gibs. He's also fat.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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No one is staying there. All the reviews are fake. We've all seen the Air BnB listing - it looks horrible. The few people that actually stayed there are the 2-3 reviews we've see complaining about pet hair and no A/C.

Pat's life is a fucking disaster. He's a mid 40's lay-about with a job cold calling for insurance sales. He's in the same place professionally that drug attics and ex-cons are - a call center jockey with no prospects. He's got this dilapidated tear-down in a less than stellar neighborhood and no way of trading up. His property has lost value in the last 15 years while housing prices in this country skyrocket. He's a constant loser in everything he does. That's why pat is a leftist. He isn't bright or diligent enough to build wealth on his own, so he gloms onto the "give me" party hoping he'll be the recipient of government gibs. He's also fat.
The black lady thought it was drafty too
 

BUBBLER

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No one is staying there. All the reviews are fake. We've all seen the Air BnB listing - it looks horrible. The few people that actually stayed there are the 2-3 reviews we've see complaining about pet hair and no A/C.

Pat's life is a fucking disaster. He's a mid 40's lay-about with a job cold calling for insurance sales. He's in the same place professionally that drug attics and ex-cons are - a call center jockey with no prospects. He's got this dilapidated tear-down in a less than stellar neighborhood and no way of trading up. His property has lost value in the last 15 years while housing prices in this country skyrocket. He's a constant loser in everything he does. That's why pat is a leftist. He isn't bright or diligent enough to build wealth on his own, so he gloms onto the "give me" party hoping he'll be the recipient of government gibs. He's also fat.
Also it's never booked on the calendar
 

Ant_It_Fun

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No one is staying there. All the reviews are fake. We've all seen the Air BnB listing - it looks horrible. The few people that actually stayed there are the 2-3 reviews we've see complaining about pet hair and no A/C.

Pat's life is a fucking disaster. He's a mid 40's lay-about with a job cold calling for insurance sales. He's in the same place professionally that drug attics and ex-cons are - a call center jockey with no prospects. He's got this dilapidated tear-down in a less than stellar neighborhood and no way of trading up. His property has lost value in the last 15 years while housing prices in this country skyrocket. He's a constant loser in everything he does. That's why pat is a leftist. He isn't bright or diligent enough to build wealth on his own, so he gloms onto the "give me" party hoping he'll be the recipient of government gibs. He's also fat.
The existence of drug attics implies the existence of drug basements.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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No one is staying there. All the reviews are fake. We've all seen the Air BnB listing - it looks horrible
The counterargument is that for $99 night/no cleaning fees, a 3-bed place is really competitive. On the other hand, it would be very Tomlinson for him to be paying for fake reviews trying to fake it til he makes it with Airbnb of all things. I could see it being part of some elaborate performance for paymaster Lynne.
 

porquedealer

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The counterargument is that for $99 night/no cleaning fees, a 3-bed place is really competitive. On the other hand, it would be very Tomlinson for him to be paying for fake reviews trying to fake it til he makes it with Airbnb of all things. I could see it being part of some elaborate performance for paymaster Lynne.
His rate has crept up to $130 a night about 5-6 weeks ago
Should clear that Quasi debt by 2027
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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The counterargument is that for $99 night/no cleaning fees, a 3-bed place is really competitive. On the other hand, it would be very Tomlinson for him to be paying for fake reviews trying to fake it til he makes it with Airbnb of all things. I could see it being part of some elaborate performance for paymaster Lynne.
When the posting was first found I immediately became convinced that he's paying for fake reviews to make it seem like people are staying there so they can hide income from some scheme. This is Pat's retarded version of Walter White's carwash.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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When the posting was first found I immediately became convinced that he's paying for fake reviews to make it seem like people are staying there so they can hide income from some scheme. This is Pat's retarded version of Walter White's carwash.
He’s got a lot of reviews. It would be pretty crazy to fake that many, especially since you have to book a place and pay for it to be able to leave a review.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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He’s got a lot of reviews. It would be pretty crazy to fake that many, especially since you have to book a place and pay for it to be able to leave a review.
I don't think it would be that expensive going by Twitter followers and Instagram comment purchases. Spread them out like he does and get 1 every couple of weeks.

Pay Indian $119, Indian books it with a stolen ID/fake profile for $99. Service fee to airbnb is like $3 so he'd get $96 back (probably less taxes or whatever). He's not the brightest when it comes to money so $23 buys him a 5 star super host review.

I don't know if that's possible but once you are a "verified guest" you could sell reviews like that. You don't have to stay and he gets most of his money back. Seems possible.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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I don't think it would be that expensive going by Twitter followers and Instagram comment purchases. Spread them out like he does and get 1 every couple of weeks.

Pay Indian $119, Indian books it with a stolen ID/fake profile for $99. Service fee to airbnb is like $3 so he'd get $96 back (probably less taxes or whatever). He's not the brightest when it comes to money so $23 buys him a 5 star super host review.

I don't know if that's possible but once you are a "verified guest" you could sell reviews like that. You don't have to stay and he gets most of his money back. Seems possible.
Yes that’s how you’d do it but he has well over 100 reviews doesn’t he? Seems expensive for them.
 

Honey Badger

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Do the math. There's 0.0% chance his AirBnb has been used by that many people in that amount of time who all wrote reviews and a large number called him out by name. It's blatantly fugazi.
“Communication” is one of the things Airbnb specifically asks you to rate when you leave a review for a stay. So to get ahead of that, Pats probably just messaging them and asking them to mention how communicative he is in their written reviews. It’s no different than tactics a lot of customer service help desks use.

I want to believe the reviews are fake too, but I think this is one area where Pat is demonstrating some competency. Not that that’s saying much. A toddler could run an Airbnb
 
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