Has anyone here not been arrested?

[TaintofGeorge]

My ginger best middle school friend attacked me with a badminton racket in gym class and then said I attacked him so we both got a week. That was it as far as I can remember.



I don't suck up to authority but I'm nice and funny so most teachers enjoyed having me.

In the biblical sense?

 

[TaintofGeorge]

I've been cuffed 3-4 times, I give my name, they run it, they let me go.

33 degree freemason family helps. Fuck the cops.

USA based 33 degree? if so it doesn't have the clout that is does in Europe. USA based Masons are watered down old boys club. You wouldn't be saying fuck the cops if in the UK for example, about 80 percent of em are in it

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I was cuffed & taken to the police station at age 14 when I was caught drinking at a hotel party, they never charged me with anything. I almost fucked a fat chick but the cops showed up. I got grounded for a few weeks, no legal hassles since.

 

[Agent Smith]

I've not not been arrested.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Been cuffed but never arrested. I'm a nice boy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time when they were just taking me to the drunk tank I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that I'd be out the next day and I went nuts and smashed my head into the divider in the car until we got to the station. I remember being fucking PISSED that they weren't going to take a mugshot of me with the Terry Funk crimson mask. That was the first time I ever threw up blood. Like an alarming amount. I was super duper concussed.

 

[RoTheHo69]

in the UK for example, about 80 percent of em are in it

Yeah... and?

Mayor Adams, NYPD Commissioner Caban became Freemasons over the weekend

The event was not disclosed on Adams’ official schedule.

gothamist.com

Membership - Police Square Club of the City of New York

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Been cuffed but never arrested.

So a BDSM thing.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So a BDSM thing.

They were correct to cuff me, but they had to let me go

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

They were correct to cuff me, but they had to let me go

The safe word is "am I being detained"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The safe word is "am I being detained"

I'm a sexy sovereign citizen

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm a sexy sovereign citizen

Traveling under maritime law for seamen.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Traveling under maritime law for seamen.

It's my bother, really

 

[firstimelongtime]

Called in for "questioning" as a yoot re: some "vandalism" (read: funny pranks that went over the cops' and the targets' collective heads), but no cuffs. Just a stern "sir, don't do that".

 

[aRTie02150]

Not this decade.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Not yet, but forensic science will catch up to my criminal genius eventually.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

Yeah... and?

Mayor Adams, NYPD Commissioner Caban became Freemasons over the weekend

The event was not disclosed on Adams’ official schedule.

gothamist.com

Membership - Police Square Club of the City of New York

It wouldn't advertised in the UK

 

[Chive Turkey]

Good guy Boq, sex trafficking is not cool.

Boq advocating for one kind of white slavery while opposing the other kind.

I think he just felt fucking retarded for stopping me for "Looking suspicious" because I had a hoodie on with the hood up because it was fucking cold and I had no warrants or record so he just wanted to get me for anything he could and he saw I had a cigarette that I stomped out when he pulled up. I hope he looks back and thinks even he was a major faggot about the whole thing. That or I hope he got shot in a traffic stop.

lmao what an asshat.