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Has anyone here not been arrested?

Dr. Adam Cox

Yes, I'm trying to raise super kids
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I haven't, but I came close a few times. The best was when my sister dropped off 5g of oil and wax at my apartment, but like an asshole, I met her outside and took it from her car. As soon as I reached into her car, every other car in the surrounding area opens their doors and ~20 cops come at us with guns drawn. We got cuffed, I played dumb and didn't say shit, and my sister cried. The cops told me they were there for heroin and were pissed that we "blew up the operation over some fucking weed". We ended up just getting a talking to, but they let us go and then fucking LEFT THE BAG OF DRUGS ON THE HOOD OF HER CAR and drove away. I threw the bag under my car and came back out a few hours later to get it because I was paranoid as fuck. Overall, 8/10 experience with the cops. #whiteprivilege
 

We Have Everything

Happy Hannukah everybody
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I haven't, but I came close a few times. The best was when my sister dropped off 5g of oil and wax at my apartment, but like an asshole, I met her outside and took it from her car. As soon as I reached into her car, every other car in the surrounding area opens their doors and ~20 cops come at us with guns drawn. We got cuffed, I played dumb and didn't say shit, and my sister cried. The cops told me they were there for heroin and were pissed that we "blew up the operation over some fucking weed". We ended up just getting a talking to, but they let us go and then fucking LEFT THE BAG OF DRUGS ON THE HOOD OF HER CAR and drove away. I threw the bag under my car and came back out a few hours later to get it because I was paranoid as fuck. Overall, 8/10 experience with the cops. #whiteprivilege
White privilege? LOL...this never happened to me, you were monitored like a f/n.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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I did get pulled over by the sheriff once, I was drunk af frfr on god. Got a ride home. I was 20-21 visiting my hometown from college. Small town living is great. He told me that he was gonna drive by my car every hour until he thought I'd have sobered up by and come arrest me at my parents house if it moved by then. I vote for his re-election every time
 

Prison Enjoyer

"My father is not an active homosexual, stlaker"
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Has anyone here not been arrested? Dweeb. Young Bonnie has a few sexy ass mugshots. DM @Mass.gov for them. Credit to @chocolatehellhole for the thread idea.
I was once arrested and charged with soliciting prostitution, but the case got tossed after the court found out that Tommy had paid ME. Lucky break.
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