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That’s hot, that’s a hot way to live.Felony assault
Which part habibi? That I never been arrested or that I never sent someone to prison? Please debunk away...would love to read what you got. You're using Takfiri wrong btw.This seems like another takfiri tall tale. We can add this to the (extensive) list that I’ll be publishing soon.
I just woke up on an airport bench smiling cuz I had a really funny "dream" surrounded by cops. It was at Incheon.There’s a lot to unpack here, sweaty.
Takfiri* It's when a Muslim declares another Muslim a disbeliever (Kafir)...serious implications for both.Explain to the white folx at home what “Tafriki” means.
Sounds like the name for a sushi roll that comes with a side soup.It's when a Muslim declares another Muslim a disbeliever...serious implications for both.
Can I have your Foghat t shirts?No. But I’m going to ‘cash out’ soon
This is why I can’t buy beer at a gas station without an id even though I’m clearly way older than 21.Actually I was wrong. I have been charged with something but not arrested. When I was 18 I sold cigarettes to a minor. They sent a mystery shopper into the store just as I was closing up. Put 15 layers of make up on her. Didn't card her cuz I didn't give a fuck. Pretty hefty fine, and was fired. How do I pay the fine if you cost me my job? Was my argument in court.
Come on, fellas. This is a fun thread. We need to get back to our roots and just goof around.Which part habibi? That I never been arrested or that I never sent someone to prison? Please debunk away...would love to read what you got. You're using Takfiri wrong btw.
edit...btw I think I figured why I got your panties in a bunch. You lost your @Faggot Boqposter account (which I can't even ping because you blocked me) because Artemis got you by the gonads...I think you reset the password and then forgot it. You made a whole new account on account of lil ole me, artemis and your impulsive need to patpost, even when your OPSEC depended on you dissapearing/logging off.
You pissed on the cop's donuts.There was a really close call where there was CCTV footage of me urinating on an array of pastries at an airport convenience store but I managed to bribe the victim and the cops.
I get so frustrated with Uber Eats always carding me for alcohol. Motherfucker. You delivered to me yesterday. We know each other on a first name basis.This is why I can’t buy beer at a gas station without an id even though I’m clearly way older than 21.
In America that’s at least the policy. I get the not wanting to leave booze at the back door for anyone but like I buy beer from you constantly at the gas station and only half of them id me. At this point you should have my birthday memorized.I get so frustrated with Uber Eats always carding me for alcohol. Motherfucker. You delivered to me yesterday. We know each other on a first name basis.
But they already have a photo of my passport. Why take a new one every time?In America that’s at least the policy. I get the not wanting to leave booze at the back door for anyone but like I buy beer from you constantly at the gas station and only half of them id me. At this point you should have my birthday memorized.
Why can’t you just come to the door? But yes, I agree with you on the principle when it’s the same address.But they already have a photo of my passport. Why take a new one every time?
They're trying to discourage you because it's sad to watch you drink yourself to death on cheap pissBut they already have a photo of my passport. Why take a new one every time?
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