Happy Canada Day

[Turk February]

There will never be any two characters better than Kathleen and Melanie. Kathleen because the writers just hate her and give her every problem imaginable, and Melanie because the writers forgot to give her any characteristics other than making sure everyone in the audience (and in the show) knows how shit Kathleen's life is.

 

[Not Child.]

WWAW Alan Thicke

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Canada sucks. Nice finally becoming an independent nation in 1931. Pick a fucking language, you cunts.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

New New Delhi is filled with faggots and pajeets. Horrible country in every way.

And your schools suck if you think Canadia won the war of 1812.

 

[Turk February]

Canada sucks. Nice finally becoming an independent nation in 1931. Pick a fucking language, you cunts.

Fun fact, there are roughly as many Americans who do not speak English at all as there are Canadians.

 

[Turry]

Pick a fucking language,

Mandarin or Hindi?

 

[Turk February]

Mandarin or Hindi?

These are languages of business, not culture.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Fun fact, there are roughly as many Americans who do not speak English at all as there are Canadians.

Canada still sucks. Nice try with the hate, tho

 

[Turk February]

Canada still sucks. Nice try with the hate, tho

These are the words of a man who has never scaled the rocky cliffs of Brantford, Ontario. The sunny beaches of Sault Sainte Marie. Who has never hunted the moose if Mississauga, or seen the unimaginable breadth of Grand River.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The Logdriver

You're the shitlog diver.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The Canadians are going wild dancing in the streets!

 

[Not Child.]

Remember "Caribana" and how huge it was? American F/N's would come to Toronto to celebrate the festivities and bring their gun culture. Every caribana had some shooting...

It was huge, almost at the level of your Mardi Gras.

And it just fizzled out once they couldn't find a corporate sponsor after Scotia Bank.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

These are the words of a man who has never scaled the rocky cliffs of Brantford, Ontario.

We've got the PCH

The sunny beaches of Sault Sainte Marie.

We've got Florida, Texas, Alabama, and the Carolinas

Who has never hunted the moose if Mississauga

We've got moose to hunt in New England

or seen the unimaginable breadth of Grand River.

We've got the Mississippi.

This is like calling your buddy who's at Disney World to tell him about Six Flags.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We've got the PCH



We've got Florida, Texas, Alabama, and the Carolinas



We've got moose to hunt in New England



We've got the Mississippi.

This is like calling your buddy who's at Disney World to tell him about Six Flags.

Send location.

 

[Turk February]

Lol. Imagine comparing the missypissy to Grand River, grand is in the name, stupid. It's one of the 218 Designated Natural Wonders of Ontario. No comparison.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Lol. Imagine comparing the missypissy to Grand River, grand is in the name, stupid. It's one of the 218 Designated Natural Wonders of Ontario. No comparison.

Don't get mad cuz you live in Canada - there's nothing wrong with a silver medal.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't get mad cuz you live in Canada - there's nothing wrong with a silver medal.

Send location. My beloved Bellend took my niños and I've got nothing to lose.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Send location. My beloved Bellend took my niños and I've got nothing to lose.

I can't. There are no Canadian shock jocks noteworthy enough to have $2.5 million dollar mansions that are elementary school adjacent.

 

[Turry]

I'd also like to thank the half a million people we bring in per year who immediately start clogging up the hospitals and driving our housing prices through the roof. And let's not forget the rapists and murderers.

 

[Turk February]

I'd also like to thank the half a million people we bring in per year who immediately start clogging up the hospitals and driving our housing prices through the roof. And let's not forget the rapists and murderers.

Tell those stinky foreigners to get the fuck out so our local shitbags can get a hospital bed for when they switch from methadone to Suboxone for the 15th time.