Happy Canada Day

[ミスタースパーコル]

Quebec has culture, struggle, and identity.

Quebec has QuebecGamers.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

One time I had to go to the hospital after I got the absolute shit knocked out of me by a bunch of cocksuckers with skateboards and I remember waiting in triage for like an hour before I even got into the waiting room. I had a crazy concussion to the point I was throwing up and I was covered in blood. There was some fat crackwhore who came in like half an hour after me and would not shut the fuck up about how it was taking too long and her stomach hurt and whatever. She kept like laying down on the floor and then bitching and getting up, bitching more and then laying back down. Whining like a little kid. The chick that was with her kept telling her to stop being a retard and she was like "Look at this fucking guy. He looks like he's going to die and he's not complaining."

Shouldn't we bring in millions more malingerers, though? That would make it better

 

[Turk February]

Shouldn't we bring in millions more malingerers, though? That would make it better

Something tells me neither the crack whore, the Abe or the skateboard kids were named Farouq Mahmedi. Something tells me Farouq was at work selling gas, cigarettes and chocolate bars.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Something tells me neither the crack whore, the Abe or the skateboard kids were named Farouq Mahmedi. Something tells me Farouq was at work selling gas, cigarettes and chocolate bars.

Farouq watched the whole thing happen the fucking prick.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Something tells me neither the crack whore, the Abe or the skateboard kids were named Farouq Mahmedi. Something tells me Farouq was at work selling gas, cigarettes and chocolate bars.

Oh shit we really need Farouq's skills here in Canada. We don't have anybody who can handle that task.

 

[Turk February]

Oh shit we really need Farouq's skills here in Canada. We don't have anybody who can handle that task.

Don't have the numbers to pay for Abe's concussion, your filthy ears, and the crack whore.

 

[Turk February]

So wacky and random haha holee shit! Are you actually surreal funny man Patton Oswalt?

No, that actually happened. I live walking distance from where the American invasion was summarily executed after being turned over to the Indians by Laura Secord.

Edit 1 - the white house was burnt down later by Canadians in the same war

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No, that actually happened. I live walking distance from where the American invasion was summarily executed after being turned over to the Indians by Laura Secord.

Edit 1 - the white house was burnt down later by Canadians in the same war

Lmao Canada is a cartoon. The fact that he thought that was some zany, made up tale is hilarious.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Canadian rappers:

 

[JamieConway]

Our home and native land is lost. We were once a pretty nice place to live. Now the pajeets/chinks own the whole thing. If we had any backbone we would throw a civil war but the majority of our citiziens are tremendous pussies. Even if we got rid of Trudeau today the damage is already done. Whites are so fucked here.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Please stand for the national anthem

Someone informed the cops about his harddrive.