GTFIH @Dutch Massacre

[guest]

I was a cute kid, what can i say, i've been called sexy.

Plus I guess the wheelchair makes for an easier target. I'm so sorry all of this happened to your ten year old bootyhole.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Pop quiz onaforums!

Apart from allianceposting, what's the most notable thing the Dutch twins have brought to the forum? They post pictures of actresses they like and they also ___________________________. Fill in the blank.

I'm gonna go with "has a weird sink".

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Pop quiz onaforums!

Apart from allianceposting, what's the most notable thing the Dutch twins have brought to the forum? They post pictures of actresses they like and they also ___________________________. Fill in the blank.

I'm gonna go with "has a weird sink".

Get raped in all available holes at the age of 10?

 

[guest]

Pop quiz onaforums!

Apart from allianceposting, what's the most notable thing the Dutch twins have brought to the forum? They post pictures of actresses they like and they also ___________________________. Fill in the blank.

I'm gonna go with "has a weird sink".

Okay, but who gives a flying fuck what anyone does or doesn't bring to the forum? We aren't building a community. We're a bunch of retards who make dumb jokes and turn on each other at the drop of a hat, as this thread shows.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Plus I guess the wheelchair makes for an easier target. I'm so sorry all of this happened to your ten year old bootyhole.

Thank you, luckily i found Jesus, and with his help i was able to forgive Dan for his depraved actions and lost soul.

Dan won't leave me alone though, and keeps victim blaming me for the horrible things he did to every one of my available 10 year old holes.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Okay, but who gives a flying fuck what anyone does or doesn't bring to the forum? We aren't building a community. We're a bunch of retards who make dumb jokes and turn on each other at the drop of a hat, as this thread shows.

Someone's not gonna get invited to do an episode of NPS

 

[guest]

hole stretching was Agent Qadan's joke originally


...they are big nothings. @Chiseler checkmated me, please don't go stealing valor in the future, and claiming the dutch ran me off.

 

[guest]

I was a cute kid, what can i say, i've been called sexy.

We’re twins i guess that makes me sexy as well!

 

[Jenna]

It was Dougie that started the sperg over Dan's "don't make fun of women". The "you post pictures of Lucy" got the Dutch on board but remember they secretly apologized in DMs.

Dougie set it in motion, Snake delivered the final poke a la Pontius. But like Jesus our lord and savior Dan rose from the grave and walks among us again

Dougie had a weird spergout because Dan was getting attention and he had a huge crush on Mewler for being a tradwife nazi. He had a couple funny threads (Let's get retarded was a hit) and 98% the same mentally ill ramblings because he saw Dan/Mew as the "power couple" of the forums and wanted to bring them down.

The PM thing started not because of his enemies, but because his friends (like me) are shit-stirring cunts who egged him on. He turned on Snake with the whole "I never found you funny but nice drawings" thing and Snake took that as personally as child takes pictures of Muhammad.

It was 100% Dan & Snake's actions, period. The credit-taking incels just decided since they didn't like Dan, they were the ones responsible for everyone turning on him.

 

[guest]

Someone's not gonna get invited to do an episode of NPS

I'd be dogshit on the air anyway, so it's probably better that way.


Let me answer some more jokes literally.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dougie had a weird spergout because Dan was getting attention and he had a huge crush on Mewler for being a tradwife nazi. He had a couple funny threads (Let's get retarded was a hit) and 98% the same mentally ill ramblings because he saw Dan/Mew as the "power couple" of the forums and wanted to bring them down.

The PM thing started not because of his enemies, but because his friends (like me) are shit-stirring cunts who egged him on. He turned on Snake with the whole "I never found you funny but nice drawings" thing and Snake took that as personally as child takes pictures of Muhammad.

It was 100% Dan & Snake's actions, period. The credit-taking incels just decided since they didn't like Dan, they were the ones responsible for everyone turning on him.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Thank you, luckily i found Jesus, and with his help i was able to forgive Dan for his depraved actions and lost soul.

Dan won't leave me alone though, and keeps victim blaming me for the horrible things he did to every one of my available 10 year old holes.

I've never stepped foot in your surrender monkey country. But please thank your grandmother for servicing our American boys during WW2.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Dougie had a weird spergout because Dan was getting attention and he had a huge crush on Mewler for being a tradwife nazi. He had a couple funny threads (Let's get retarded was a hit) and 98% the same mentally ill ramblings because he saw Dan/Mew as the "power couple" of the forums and wanted to bring them down.

The PM thing started not because of his enemies, but because his friends (like me) are shit-stirring cunts who egged him on. He turned on Snake with the whole "I never found you funny but nice drawings" thing and Snake took that as personally as child takes pictures of Muhammad.

It was 100% Dan & Snake's actions, period. The credit-taking incels just decided since they didn't like Dan, they were the ones responsible for everyone turning on him.

@Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum comment?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

hole stretching was Agent Qadan's joke originally


...they are big nothings

I think Muhammad invented hole stretching, stretching the holes of little underage girls that is.

 

[guest]

I've never stepped foot in your surrender monkey country. But please thank your grandmother for servicing our American boys during WW2.

Is it hard to get that Arabian cock taste out of your mouth, Daniel?

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Is it hard to get that Arabian cock taste out of your mouth, Daniel?

Oh sweetie, I don't do that. You'd only be so lucky to suck my clean American cock.

 

[Jenna]

Get raped in all available holes at the age of 10?

You're right, that's the other thing they bring. Constant, relentless child abuse jokes. Make a hundred thousand jokes about fucking children, the alliance will make a hundred thousand more. The funniest topic in the entire world to them, and boy can they get realllllllllly descriptive when telling you exactly how you rape Mexican children.

But hey, 3 incels who seem to never have had a girlfriend in any of their lives and spend all day thinking up child rape jokes can't possibly be the pedos. It's Furburger because... it's just Furburger okay?

Okay, but who gives a flying fuck what anyone does or doesn't bring to the forum? We aren't building a community. We're a bunch of retards who make dumb jokes and turn on each other at the drop of a hat, as this thread shows.

Don't take other people's shit and claim credit. I don't care what you bring to the forum, don't +1ing yourself into other people's business.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I love Jesus and he's part of my life. I also love gainful employment. Find it.

EDIT: Sorry, that wasn't nice. I don't wish ill will on any of you poor faggots.

At least own being a asshole, Daniel.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

This is what happens when you don't believe in Jesus.

Muslims respect Jesus as a prophet & the Hadiths say to 'gain wisdom from the people of the book(Bible)'... at least know a religion before you insult it.

Back in the 90s you'd be rolling a joint from a page of the bible... such creative edgelords

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Muslims respect Jesus as a prophet & the Hadiths say to 'gain wisdom from the people of the book(Bible)'... at least know a religion before you insult it

I was talking about muslim @Wisconsin.gov, who insulted Jesus in other threads, stupid.

At least know what a comment is referring to before spouting a inane response.