You kinda suck at dating, dude. If you need help, let me know. Cheers, DanThis down syndrome faggot is giving me unsolicited dating advice. This is actually the worst thing to happen to me since my holes were stretched in the sumer of 2002.
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You kinda suck at dating, dude. If you need help, let me know. Cheers, DanThis down syndrome faggot is giving me unsolicited dating advice. This is actually the worst thing to happen to me since my holes were stretched in the sumer of 2002.
this is gay, let me just explain how I use bumble and you tell me why it's such a huge issue:
1) look at their pics -- if I'd fuck her, swipe right, if not, swipe left
2) wait for my matches to message me -- if it's something basic like "hey" I ignore, if it's something they put effort into, I know I can get a convo out of it, so I will reply
why the fuck do you have an issue with that? it saves so much time. the alternative (on tinder) is such a fucking waste of effort.
You kinda suck at dating, dude. If you need help, let me know. Cheers, Dan
Because you are so fucking bad at this game and you're the only alliance member playing it.
I think @gassers lives in a weird country with no available tacos but I swear to Allah I could get that fucker laid in 3 months if he listens to Jenna and most importantly settles for a girl in his league. Just no DMs we have to handle it publicly for da bit.
You're completely gone. You're playing with the controller upside down. THEY ARENT SUPPOSED TO LIKE YOU. YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO LIKE THEM. Just meet up, fool around, then if you like them stick around to watch whatever you wanna watch. You ever see the show Next Level Chef with Gordon Ramsey, and I know the name of that show because 500 times per episode Gordon Ramsey talks about needing next level dishes to reach the next level blah blah blah I HATE THAT SHOW.
I know you aren't getting good matches, which means you're not playing the game well. Any heterosexual guy that needs to follow your strict "don't waste MY time, ladies" attitude better look like Harry Styles. You're approaching dating app shit like you're a girl, and hi this is coming from Jenna, act like a fucking man you sensitive little bitch.
I think @gassers lives in a weird country with no available tacos but I swear to Allah I could get that fucker laid in 3 months if he listens to Jenna and most importantly settles for a girl in his league. Just no DMs we have to handle it publicly for da bit.
I’m unsure as to who is arguing with who at this point. Hate, successfully manipulated.omfg dude...
Can someome else reading this exchange tell me if I'm missing his point, or is he missing mine?
I know we're not supposed to like each other in teh dating app stage dude... this has nothing to do wtih that lmfao...
Dan, delete this before a maniac screen caps and sends it to her...You got me, homie. That's my friend, Kristie. She definitely wanted me to to cum on her face. Totally.
I assume Torquie already has.Dan, delete this before a manic screen caps and sends it to her...
Dan, delete this before a manic screen caps and sends it to her...
Doesn’t matter when she already whispered it in his ear, funster.I assume Torquie already has.
omfg dude...
Can someome else reading this exchange tell me if I'm missing his point, or is he missing mine?
I know we're not supposed to like each other in teh dating app stage dude... this has nothing to do wtih that lmfao...
Me to jenna:
How the fuck did you know what I was doing LMFAODan, delete this before a manic screen caps and sends it to her...
The Tay Sachs has kicked in hard with this fellowomfg dude...
Can someome else reading this exchange tell me if I'm missing his point, or is he missing mine?
I know we're not supposed to like each other in teh dating app stage dude... this has nothing to do wtih that lmfao...
DeletedDan I just car crashed your comment to nudge you to delete it. And I'll delete this one when you delete that one.
Kristie looking like a snack in her LinkedIn profile pic
tbh, although that's twitter.Kristie looking like a snack in her LinkedIn profile pic
Congrats, bro. You're a faggot. Consider killing yourself.
I'll delete it if you admit I get laid.Congrats, bro. You're a faggot. Consider killing yourself.
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