Good news, guys, the fake death threats he left himself worked

[FranksWirecutters]

Ok pat.

Also I guess... where we go one we go all. And trust the plan. And whatever else we're supposed to say while we jerk each other off.

Seriously, couldn't he just make us proud boys? Some of us like the gay sex and spanking

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I can't wait until they see that "vandalism" video. Even though he's much fatter now you can still tell it's him.

 

[Clint Ruin]

what a lying sack of snake feces he is. death threats .. fuck you. I hope someone at the FBI did take the time to look into this as they will come to the same conclusion everyone else has, that Patrick S Tomlinson is a fat piece of trash.

That's what I'm not getting here. Unless he's bullshitting about even going, what's the end game here? Everyone here knows there are no death threats, no rape threat, none of it is real. What does he think happens when they piece that together?

 

[PlayfulScamp]

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“Members of the FBI” - aka he spoke with some secretary or underling who will file a summary report that goes into a pile with hundreds of others and ultimately nowhere.

If he had spoken with an agent, he’d be doxxing him now out of glee.

 

[RobertMewler]

“Members of the FBI” - aka he spoke with some secretary or underling who will file a summary report that goes into a pile with hundreds of others and ultimately nowhere.

If he had spoken with an agent, he’d be doxxing him now out of glee.

It's weird he approached the FBI considering he's the guy who murdered Bernell Trammel but OK.

 

[Clint Ruin]

“Members of the FBI” - aka he spoke with some secretary or underling who will file a summary report that goes into a pile with hundreds of others and ultimately nowhere.

If he had spoken with an agent, he’d be doxxing him now out of glee.

Wrong, child. I spoke to Special Agent Smith of the Cyber Space Force. He has tracked down your IPs through the tor end nodes of the botnets you have activated. You're losing, child, and badly.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

Something tells me this all ends with me Ribless and Pat looking foolish.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

A judge didnt even grant him a restraining order and we’re supposed to believe the FBI is gonna do something

 

[guest]

Nice. Looking forward to the FBI episode of the Pig Show. Thanks for the laughs and drama, fat.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

bring it on you fucking crybully. No one here has broken the law by calling you a fat faggot on a private forum.

 

[Clint Ruin]

A judge didnt even grant him a restraining order

against a guy who texted Rick his ID. You know there has never been a time he was more positive he would win, and shared all of the details publicly on Twitter immediately.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Can't wait for the FBI to become the bad guys again when they tell him it's not illegal to laugh at a fat fool.

"What did you think we were going to be doing today?"

"I thought you would be listening to me and then launching a series of worldwide no knock raids, glowie child."

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Good thing it wasn't me or anyone else here that left those voice messages I'm sure they will definitely look into people that call him fat too. Sure thing

 

[fusciasomething]

And he tags the FBI again. God he's fucking stupid

 

[guest]

Patrick, you're fat, your books are shit, you're a disgrace of a "man" who voluntarily signed away his rights as a father, you're a weird overgrown baby-looking motherfucker and your second "better" wife is an ugly fuck. Sue me, you fat idiot.

 

[Will Tate]

What's the over/under those "threats" came from that Hildeman queer?

 

[Cuphead]

There coming for you @FezFuckedBabyLove

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Even if he managed to lie to the FBI, get someone of importance to look at his doctored evidence and start investigating, it will still go nowhere. Rick doesn’t understand not including as much context as possible does not help him. His best case scenario is someone shows up at someone’s residence. That person, will more than likely be told to stop, at best, or they’ll provide counter evidence and show Rick is also threatening people. The agent will laugh and call this retarded and walk away. Even Joe Cumia was smart enough to know the FBI won’t do anything with this. Jesus Christ he’s dumb.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I guess they changed their policy of investigating crimes where somebody is killed or $250K is stolen just for him.

What a special boy!

 

[Cuphead]

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Patrick has clarified that the FBI aren't just coming for the guy who phoned him death threats. They're coming for everyone who has ever called him fat.

Oh bullshit. Even if he did get the FBI to listen to him they aren't going to waste resources tracking down everyone who has ever made fun of him.