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Pussymagnetpat

Wtf is a Boq Legion
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Wine is the only thing I miss. Not being able to have a glass of sparkling wine (fag!) at holidays still bums me out years later. However, I couldn’t stop at a glass so slightly bummed out is my fate.

How do you even stare at yourself in the mirror
Weak willed pussy. Jesus.
I’d rather hang out with the guy with tits from fight club
Wanna suck em? Yes.
 
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Enough already, Jim Nortons. Go to a meeting.

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AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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I gotta say that patposting and shitting on his poor/drunkard lifestyle the last 5 years has helped me quit a couple vices and excersize regularly. It also helps that my job is pretty physical so Im getting a ton of extra excersize while on the clock. Every time a current photo of him pops up it makes me glad I made those changes early during lockdowns because the path I was on I would have ended up looking like him by now.

Anyone else make lifestyle changes because of pat?
Not really a lifestyle change, but knowing there are people like Patrick in the world makes me very thankful that I'm not a sociopath who could abandon his child.
 

Not Child.

What's good, B (Jackie Singh destroyed this place)
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Since prior to COVID, I haven't gone to a pub by myself. He made me realise just how douchey it looks, drinking by yourself for no apparent reason. Also, the instances of the lonely dickhead who insists on talking to you are gone from my life. You're not a hot girl, I'm not interested in your stories. So I removed a $40+ per visit habit.

The only reason to go by yourself is if you were working nearby a pub and you're just there for lunch for a half hour for a couple of pints, quietly reading the news. I'm under the impression that Rick's there for hours at a time, and there's no reason for it.


I think it's easy to quit liquor and quit/limit beer, but quitting wine is difficult. I've got an unopened bottle of vodka in my cabinet that's been there for four years. I haven't bought a carton of beer in two years. There's just something about evenings and nursing a good glass of red for an hour at a time. Like, you're not getting drunk or waking up hungover, but you're super chilled out. Plus it goes with food, too.

Pat wouldn't understand this because he's an uncultured pig.
Bum talk

Mindful enough to add "pat is fat" in the end for ribs, but doesn't have the initiative to get out of his rut.
 

Not Child.

What's good, B (Jackie Singh destroyed this place)
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He is homeless and talking about jews and niggers and xena alliancing and how he has boxed wine in his shed, instead of getting his life in order
Oh shit, "I" already addressed him. Oh well, lol

carry on sassters.

(the ppl using this account should coordinate the baton passing better, teehee)
 
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