Give the people what they want

[CQ Beans]

Bout a fat peice of shit. He can chase you for ten miles and tie you into a pretzel. Or did he say he would drive 10 miles for a pretzel?

Let me put it this way. You don’t want to know the things this man has done for a Klondike bar.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat hasn't really reacted to the spyshot yet, has he? I hope he's preparing a Welp 1/19 thread for us. But he looks so gross he might not want to signal-boost that picture to his followers. He didn't do a thread for the WorldCon shenanigans, he's embarrassed.

 

[RickReternal]

I think it's easy to quit liquor and quit/limit beer, but quitting wine is difficult.

Wine is the only thing I miss. Not being able to have a glass of sparkling wine (fag!) at holidays still bums me out years later. However, I couldn’t stop at a glass so slightly bummed out is my fate.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Wine is the only thing I miss. Not being able to have a glass of sparkling wine (fag!) at holidays still bums me out years later. However, I couldn’t stop at a glass so slightly bummed out is my fate.

How do you even stare at yourself in the mirror
Weak willed pussy. Jesus.
I’d rather hang out with the guy with tits from fight club
Wanna suck em? Yes.

 

[RickReternal]

How do you even stare at yourself in the mirror

I avoid mirrors

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I used to drink 3 or 4 500ml cans every night, not a massive lot, but since cutting back I felt much better. No more weekday drinking improved my moods during the day

 

[CompoundBasement]

Enough already, Jim Nortons. Go to a meeting.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

I used to drink 3 or 4 500ml cans every night, not a massive lot, but since cutting back I felt much better. No more weekday drinking improved my moods during the day

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

 

[AliceWorquer]

I gotta say that patposting and shitting on his poor/drunkard lifestyle the last 5 years has helped me quit a couple vices and excersize regularly. It also helps that my job is pretty physical so Im getting a ton of extra excersize while on the clock. Every time a current photo of him pops up it makes me glad I made those changes early during lockdowns because the path I was on I would have ended up looking like him by now.

Anyone else make lifestyle changes because of pat?

Not really a lifestyle change, but knowing there are people like Patrick in the world makes me very thankful that I'm not a sociopath who could abandon his child.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He is homeless and talking about jews and niggers and xena alliancing and how he has boxed wine in his shed, instead of getting his life in order

Wallahi, your homosexual brother is in pieces. Or pietheth.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Not really a lifestyle change, but knowing there are people like Patrick in the world makes me very thankful that I'm not a sociopath who could abandon his child.

I try to be the best dad I can. Who would abandon their own offspring? Assholes like Rick that's who.

 

[CuntFucker .]

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat's talking shit about redditors who take spyshots

what a cope, people literally in the same room as him are soooo scaaaaaared, sure

such a scary physique

 

[RobertMewler]

Pat's talking shit about redditors who take spyshots
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what a cope, people literally in the same room as him are soooo scaaaaaared, sure
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such a scary physique

I like that he wears his marathon Mustang sweatshirt to sit and gorge in nowadays.

 

[DominusOdium]

Pat's talking shit about redditors who take spyshots
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what a cope, people literally in the same room as him are soooo scaaaaaared, sure
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such a scary physique

The guy failing at his Tinder date looks like a Muppet.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat's talking shit about redditors who take spyshots
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Is he saying that if he saw someone conspicuously taking a picture of him in a public place, he would resort to violence? Even though there is nothing illegal about taking a picture of someone.

 

[Not Child.]

Since prior to COVID, I haven't gone to a pub by myself. He made me realise just how douchey it looks, drinking by yourself for no apparent reason. Also, the instances of the lonely dickhead who insists on talking to you are gone from my life. You're not a hot girl, I'm not interested in your stories. So I removed a $40+ per visit habit.

The only reason to go by yourself is if you were working nearby a pub and you're just there for lunch for a half hour for a couple of pints, quietly reading the news. I'm under the impression that Rick's there for hours at a time, and there's no reason for it.


I think it's easy to quit liquor and quit/limit beer, but quitting wine is difficult. I've got an unopened bottle of vodka in my cabinet that's been there for four years. I haven't bought a carton of beer in two years. There's just something about evenings and nursing a good glass of red for an hour at a time. Like, you're not getting drunk or waking up hungover, but you're super chilled out. Plus it goes with food, too.

Pat wouldn't understand this because he's an uncultured pig.

Bum talk

Mindful enough to add "pat is fat" in the end for ribs, but doesn't have the initiative to get out of his rut.

 

[Not Child.]

He is homeless and talking about jews and niggers and xena alliancing and how he has boxed wine in his shed, instead of getting his life in order

Oh shit, "I" already addressed him. Oh well, lol

carry on sassters.

(the ppl using this account should coordinate the baton passing better, teehee)

 

[Angel Martin]

Oh shit, "I" already addressed him. Oh well, lol

carry on sassters.

(the ppl using this account should coordinate the baton passing better, teehee)

You're a slow-witted cave person afraid of me and Hellhole

You're a broke uneducated tool and we are your betters.

 

[Not Child.]

Hey, out of the loop, sass-organizer.

You're not an academic...I can tell. I have an Honours BA and a MSc and a member in half a dozen professional associations, alumni networks, etc.

I can tell the sassters who did shit in college...you're not one of them.