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Give the people what they want

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Can you guys head over to r/stopdrinking
I guess Ill give the people what they want.

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Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Once I started doing hard drugs I pretty much completely stopped drinking. Then when I got off the drugs I never went back to it. Once in a blue moon the stars align but after a certain age you are absolutely sacrificing the entire next day just for 4-6 hours of being drunk.
 
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He was there ALL DAY getting drunk. Very possible he moved seats part way through. Can you compare the time stamps of your photos vs. Rick's?
Think about how much money this fat drunk wastes on bar drinks and bar slop every day. If he stayed home to make his own cocktails and high calorie plates of garbage he'd probably save some money to fix up his crumbling, dilapidated hovel and afford a new car once the Rustang disintegrates beyond repair, but he doesn't think that way. He thinks he'll be a millionaire eventually with lawfare.
 

Antwan2

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Once I started doing hard drugs I pretty much completely stopped drinking. Then when I got off the drugs I never went back to it. Once in a blue moon the stars align but after a certain age you are absolutely sacrificing the entire next day just for 4-6 hours of being drunk.
Same here, opiates completely killed any desire to drink. When I got clean that desire never really ever came back. I probably drink maybe twice a year
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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Anyone else make lifestyle changes because of pat?
Since prior to COVID, I haven't gone to a pub by myself. He made me realise just how douchey it looks, drinking by yourself for no apparent reason. Also, the instances of the lonely dickhead who insists on talking to you are gone from my life. You're not a hot girl, I'm not interested in your stories. So I removed a $40+ per visit habit.

The only reason to go by yourself is if you were working nearby a pub and you're just there for lunch for a half hour for a couple of pints, quietly reading the news. I'm under the impression that Rick's there for hours at a time, and there's no reason for it.

I'm trying to quit drinking.
I think it's easy to quit liquor and quit/limit beer, but quitting wine is difficult. I've got an unopened bottle of vodka in my cabinet that's been there for four years. I haven't bought a carton of beer in two years. There's just something about evenings and nursing a good glass of red for an hour at a time. Like, you're not getting drunk or waking up hungover, but you're super chilled out. Plus it goes with food, too.

Pat wouldn't understand this because he's an uncultured pig.
 

BUBBLER

DIRTY DIAPER MOD!!!
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Since prior to COVID, I haven't gone to a pub by myself. He made me realise just how douchey it looks, drinking by yourself for no apparent reason. Also, the instances of the lonely dickhead who insists on talking to you are gone from my life. You're not a hot girl, I'm not interested in your stories. So I removed a $40+ per visit habit.

The only reason to go by yourself is if you were working nearby a pub and you're just there for lunch for a half hour for a couple of pints, quietly reading the news. I'm under the impression that Rick's there for hours at a time, and there's no reason for it.


I think it's easy to quit liquor and quit/limit beer, but quitting wine is difficult. I've got an unopened bottle of vodka in my cabinet that's been there for four years. I haven't bought a carton of beer in two years. There's just something about evenings and nursing a good glass of red for an hour at a time. Like, you're not getting drunk or waking up hungover, but you're super chilled out. Plus it goes with food, too.

Pat wouldn't understand this because he's an uncultured pig.
So many fucking words for a shit post on a shit forum.

I thought the homeless were beyond such bullshit? Get it together…
 
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