Get. A. Job.

[SFWA liaison]

Anyway, did I miss anything exciting?

yeah being a part of your daughter's life

 

[ChimpanZ]

What year model is this? Trying to find engine specs…

 

[RickReternal]

What year model is this? Trying to find engine specs…

2008, I believe?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Lmaoooo this whole thing is like a two hour job, three tops if you really want to dick around.

Changing your oil is like 30 minutes if you let it drain for a bit. Jack the car, unscrew the drain plug and let it sit. Replace filter, replace plug, refill oil.

Rotating tires is like ten minutes. Jack up car, prop jack stands, remove tires, rejack, remove, swap tires.

"Doing rear brakes" is like twenty minutes if you're just doing pads. Maybe 30 minutes if you're also doing rotors and they're stuck (from rust). Maybe 45-60 minutes if you're also doing calipers and things are rusted a bit (like Pat's car).

None of this shit is worth bragging about. Replace your timing belt or some of your engine gaskets or even something simpler like a radiator flush/replacement and we'll talk. I'd settle for recharging your A/C, Torque, you fraud.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Another tax write off. He always does some shit to the car before a convention to justify its "work related" for the expense. Same reason he didnt car about gas priced. Its all a write off.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Everything Patrick does is retarded.

Take the car to a brake shop, they have beTTer prices than a walk-in parts store customer could get and do brakes daily, rather than every fifth year. And while the tires are off, get them balanced.

But no, professional mechanic child, Patrick props his shit up on the cheapest nigger jacks and retardedly uses a harbor-freight woman's friend tool kit to 'maintain' his shitbox.

Retarded faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Showing something more than just "surface rust". Its enviable that the undercarriage is going to rust. Its stored outside and driven in wisconsin winters.

 

[guest]

You missed your amortization payment, your employment and your daughter's childhood.

So . . . no. Can you believe they canceled Discovery?

 

[guest]

I don't know if my Nitter looks like ya'lls nitter b'c mine acts buggy af
but did he unpin the stlaker "Ignoring's not working" tweet from his TL?
Is this a strategy shift or am I hallucinating or is my nitter fucky?

Because that whole ignoring is not working thing is where I hear screech marks in every friendly interview he does and it's when the weakness is most apparent in his voice. If he did the debtors exam it would prove he makes no money from being on twitter and the whole thing would be his fault. The whole 5 years. Gone would be even the notion that he had to stay and correct the record and he knew it. If he's famous for anything he'll be famous for a now form of social deviancy and addiction. He'll be a poster boy for the evils of social media but never anything other than a figure of fun. Further from a hero than a villain. A dumb, idiotic fop, rake-stepping, over-privileged cautionary tale 'r sumtin.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Another tax write off. He always does some shit to the car before a convention to justify its "work related" for the expense. Same reason he didnt car about gas priced. Its all a write off.

That’s not what a write off is. It doesn’t just make stuff free.

 

[firstimelongtime]

He really lives on Planet Retard. Any normal adult would wonder why he wasn’t at work. Fuck, I have a “friend” (one of those childhood obligations that’s hard to dodge) who will send me updates one whatever inane shit he’s working on. Mid day on a work day. Because he’s never had a real job. While I’m, I dunno, fucking working. I hate him even more.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That’s not what a write off is. It doesn’t just make stuff free.

Im not saying its free. It just "justifies" a reason for an expense. Just like saving your gas receipts.

 

[guest]

Gay dice shows up.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Gay dice shows up.

ICYMI: The Lincoln Project is full of grifting, homosexual sex pests larping as conservatives.

Lincoln Project co-founder Steve Schmidt resigns amid scandals at anti-Trump super PAC

Lincoln Project co-founder Steve Schmidt is stepping down from its board as scandals continue to mount against the anti-Trump super PAC. The veteran Republican operative’s departure comes aft…

nypost.com

 

[guest]

This is my favorite type to do. The break-in with HUH???
Like . . what are you . . huh? Who is . . .
Why would he do this? It fucking kills me.

 

[guest]

ICYMI: The Lincoln Project is full of grifting, homosexual sex pests larping as conservatives.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://nypost.com/2021/02/13/lincoln-project-co-founder-steve-schmidt-resigns/[/URL]

Yeah, just like I said. Those are some fun fags. They play with their logs. "Oh have you seen my spare log?" Sure it's right here AHGHEEYA!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wouldnt it be funny if Pat finds himself behind bars before trump?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You know what I do with my """"luxury""""" muscle car meant for the summer? Daily drive it into oblivion cause it was such a smart purchase instead of having a winter beater.View attachment 139672

It’s probably rear wheel drive too. Instead of weighing it down with sand bags he probably just has Nikki sit in the backseat.

 

[Stent]

Has Torque Wheeler explained how to wipe bird shit off yet?

 

[FurBurger]

Because that whole ignoring is not working thing is where I hear screech marks in every friendly interview he does and it's when the weakness is most apparent in his voice. If he did the debtors exam it would prove he makes no money from being on twitter and the whole thing would be his fault. The whole 5 years. Gone would be even the notion that he had to stay and correct the record and he knew it. If he's famous for anything he'll be famous for a now form of social deviancy and addiction. He'll be a poster boy for the evils of social media but never anything other than a figure of fun. Further from a hero than a villain. A dumb, idiotic fop, rake-stepping, over-privileged cautionary tale 'r sumtin.

That might be the most brutal thing I've read on here.