Get. A. Job.

[RickReternal]

 

[Suetonius]

Reminds me like a month ago when people were postulating these work pics were some stall tactic to get Lynne off his back. Sometimes you all overestimate Patrick and who he associates with:

1.) Patrick is posting these because he wants asspats and to be seen like a man who does MANLY things and has RESPONSIBILITIES
2.) Niki and Lynne truly don’t give a fuck about this retard and support him fully. No one is telling him he should pay that debt besides us.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Sounds like something you'd do if you were being forced to sell it soon.

 

[CompoundBasement]

All he did was take photos and annoy the person they paid to do this in their shitty ghetto trash can alley. There's never been any proof he actually works on his rustbucket.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

If he’s maintaining his getaway car, I’m sure Torque won’t be showing up to the contempt hearing.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What I'm hearing is Pat will be driving around with loose/dangling brake pads

 

[gassers]

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Lol. He doesn't even pretend to be an author nowadays.

Anyone here think he has given up on his writing career?

#Iamnotwriting

 

[RickReternal]

That’s rust, right? Why does he make it so easy?

Added a second detail image. What is he showing off here?

 

[IDidThisForYou]

There’s plenty of dealerships who would hire someone with those abilities. Piggy, sadly, can’t handle a 40 hour work week schedule.

 

[gassers]

There’s plenty of dealerships who would hire someone with those abilities. Piggy, sadly, can’t handle a 40 hour work week schedule.

If piggy would have gotten a job as a mechanic at the start of the lawsuit judgement when it was just $17K, he could have easily paid back the debt within months.

But no, he somehow always makes things worse for himself.

 

[N64 Cube]

What is he showing off here?

That when it comes to changing brakes/rotors, he has no clue as to what he’s doing

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

Funny no pics of pig actually doing anything

 

[Jenna]

So much rust, it looks like the blood splatter at a crime scene.

 

[Meownaw]

Can't wait for the carheads to dissect this one.

 

[Niki]

nice oil stains on your driveway retard also that is a ton of rust on the undercarriage.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Boy that Pat is living the life of Reilly, without the luxury of course. No job, obviously being supported by others, just puttering around the house on a Tuesday. He's a fat lazy piece of shit and I hope they take him for everything (whatever that might be) before they throw him in the clink.

 

[SFWA liaison]

last Automanic blogpost was six months ago, about damn time he gave us more cringe fuel

he's preparing Susan for the drive down to Mexico to evade Hon. Judge Sosnay

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

The rust is just the reality of owning that car and driving it in Wisconsin's winters. He surely hasn't taken regular care to coat the bottom with anti rust sprays etc.

 

[Officer Chase]

Working on your brakes with Harbor Freight tools is an endeavor I'd advise against. Suicide by accident upcoming or a faked death maybe and fugitive Pat season 1 begins.