Abba slaps child. Ya’ll slept on them.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I wish he had the same disease as the guy who sang Bohemian Rhapsody
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I only see one. The second, better quote, is clearly your delusions again. Wait for the knock. Oh, sweet child, sweet summer child, don’t you know that felony double post accusations will land you in a tiny cell for the rest of your life?
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You edited it you fuckin SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCUMBAG
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Oh my God realizing how right you are as I was reading that sent an embarrassment chill up and down my spine.
He really thinks he is some ex fighter sitting in a bar with a baseball cap that’s falling apart, that he wears out of loyalty, in some rough part of Boston in a joint that has neon shamrocks and metallic beer ads from the 1950s.
When he pictures himself sitting there he’s conscious of camera angles and how it would look on the big screen, which is one of the largest problems with his writing.
Someone would come up to him and ask him for help, other people know to stay away from him, and if anything goes down in that bar, he’s the one that puts a stop to it.
But, because he always likes to be both sides of everything, he’s also the sensitive mysterious writer that women wonder about.
Because he can never just pick something, he has to be everything to all people all the time in all ways. He’s brutally tough, but he’s also intelligent, while being just a regular guy, man, but ALSO looks good in suits that he DOESN’T buy off the rack, child.
He is so tough, and he’s prone to violence, but he’s also very restrained and practices the self discipline that the Nazis just don’t have. He wants you to be a rebel like him but you also better comply because it’s the right thing to do so put on that mask, sweetie.
He wants to be every cool character he’s ever seen in any movie so of course he has all the attributes of James Bond but also a Mark Wahlberg character that doesn’t take no shit from nobody and fights crime as he drives a truck across the country.
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Actually, the second quote is still there. I definitely would have edited it before anyone called it out, don’t get me wrong. But now I’m going to pretend to be that guy who leaves his mistakes there for everyone to see because he just don’t care, man, he’s open to criticism, bro.
If I was in DC on January 6th, it wouldn't have gone down like that, child.
It’s really funny how he wants his following to think he’s this super cool hip frat Pat guy hitting the bars all the time to party and to crush tons of beers with the other cool college kids while watching ALL THE SPORTS!
But in reality Pat is a flabby 42 year old loser that drives a 15 year old mustang and sits alone at some lame corner bar with people his age and takes up bar space with his shitty old laptop while dressed like a dorky teenager with his Star Wars and Marvel ill fitting t-shirts. Everybody there avoids the weirdo with the laptop at the bar screaming for attention. His own “wife” doesn’t even go with him.
But in reality Pat is a flabby 42 year old loser that drives a 15 year old mustang and sits alone at some lame corner bar with people his age and takes up bar space with his shitty old laptop while dressed like a dorky teenager with his Star Wars and Marvel ill fitting t-shirts. Everybody there avoids the weirdo with the laptop at the bar screaming for attention. His own “wife” doesn’t even go with him.
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He wants you to believe that if he were a ninja turtle, he would be the leader…
… and also the smart one, and the hothead, and the cool creative one. And he would also be his own rat sensei.
And a reporter.
And Ace Duck AND Leatherhead and definitely NOT shaped like the Technodrome, man.
Unison is for sound, Patrick. People speak in unison, not break stuff. Like when everyone shouts SOOO-EEEEE when you walk by.
I like that he thinks System of a Down is so HEAVY it makes people lose control and get very aggressive. They were fucking mainstream from 2001 to 2005 and were played on MTV and FM rock radio. I bet their hits like Chop Suey are still played on FM rock radio stations today since those stations pretty much haven’t changed the play list in over 20 years. You’re guaranteed to hear Even Flow, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Enter Sandman, and Welcome to the jungle at least once a day on those stations in 2023.
I'm pretty sure he just stole the idea from a Chapelle Show sketch where white people in an office start uncontrollably moshing whenever they hear an electric guitar play.
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I hate to shatter your ego, but Suge Knight is a legitimate homosexual.
ATWA slaps, child.
Mash pit is what he said. Always food with that fat fuck.
Squeal This Album
He’s so fUnNy"gage"
Award winning "writer" and "car expert", ladies and gentletrannies.
Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek)
Yes, my gage for when being old becomes gross is a rolling goalpost of exactly 2 years and 2.5 months older than I am at any given moment. Also "These kids today" refers to anyone five years younger than me as I travel through time. Fuckin' kids...nitter.net
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