FUCK YOU ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

[Podcasting 101]

If you put all those conversations together, they'd form a string longer than the human genome. Not at all randomly chosen Pat's fault.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I REALLY hope he’s dumb enough to try this. He will not be able to delete all traces of anything from his phone. What a fuckwit. He’s definitely a future Darwin Award finalist if not winner.

The only problem is you usually have to go outside to win a Darwin Award.

 

[FurBurger]

I REALLY hope he’s dumb enough to try this. He will not be able to delete all traces of anything from his phone. What a fuckwit. He’s definitely a future Darwin Award finalist if not winner.

The problem is you can only win the Darwin Award if you die before having kids.

So Pat's failed at that, too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This guy wore a Captain America t-shirt to the Place des Vosges. He’s lucky the Parisian nogs and Muzzies didn’t make pâté out of him.

 

[guest]

Pat gives off Pretty cool huh? Vibes in every photo