FUCK YOU ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

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He can’t STAND being the butt of any joke, to him making fun of him for being a fat idiot is a felony. You can tell he doesn’t have real guy friends that would bust his balls because he’d throw a fit and probably cry. I remember there was that hotel party years ago with blappy wearing a joke shirt that said “he likes it in the ass!” With and arrow pointing and everyone took photos with him with the arrow pointing because it’s a silly joke. Everyone but Pat, he actually took a picture but insisted he be on the side the arrow wasn’t pointing. That’s why he hates this site and kiwi farms because it’s people laughing at him and calling out his lies and nonsense.

I remember the picture you’re talking about - Blappy took a pic with PCJ and PCJ had a grin a mile long, probably because he was confident in his heterosexuality and knows how to joke around.

RIP PCJ

 

[SpaceEdge]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

PaTboT 1.7 knows not why you rib.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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PaTboT 1.7 knows not why you rib.

Finally some real sci fi around here

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I like the part where, first thing, he declares himself the bit decider. He is the humor authority and no inside joke will be made without his permission. The bit does not exist, it is a delusion until Patrick approves it (he won't).

He probably calls it " humor rape" because people are laughing at him against his will.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

I think Patty loves da bit as much as I love crack.

Crack?

Perhaps more than that

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'm legitimately curious what goes through his mind when he does the copypaste aka da bit. He can't possible think it's still effective, either as a legal threat or just an intimidation tactic. Plus he's doing what you're asking and letting you get a win over him, which just makes it all the weirder.

What an incredibly strange and disturbingly fat individual.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm legitimately curious what goes through his mind when he does the copypaste aka da bit. He can't possible think it's still effective, either as a legal threat or just an intimidation tactic. Plus he's doing what you're asking and letting you get a win over him, which just makes it all the weirder.

What an incredibly strange and disturbingly fat individual.

He thinks it will help him in court at some point. Even though he responds for 20mins and there are hundreds of these.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I bet Rick never puts his phone on silent because that would be letting us win. I like to imagine him sitting on one of his panels or doing one of his retarded presentations and just hearing that waaah... waaah... of his phone vibrating the entire fucking time.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

So what's the tomlinson technicality for "we never sued you, that was never the point, sorry you're so stupid"? Sounds to me like he's admitting he tried to abuse the legal system for petty personal revenge. It'll be very embarrassing for him if that comes up at your trial, this tomlinson has a real credibility issue.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Much respect for Mr. Edge but the incorrect uses of "too" are enraging. I take solace in the fact that professional author Pat is too fucking stupid to know it's incorrect.

 

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Patbot’s comma syntax really got a nigga’s ribs

 

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Fawkin’ nailed him. What an autistic. He would have loved monster rain.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Much respect for Mr. Edge but the incorrect uses of "too" are enraging. I take solace in the fact that professional author Pat is too fucking stupid to know it's incorrect.

Too vs to is one of the more dumbass parts of English. If I told a Mexican to learn English and he looked me in the eyes and said "too and to" I would have nothing

 

[HotDogJoe]

he looked me in the eyes

That must've been a challenge.

Dan, this is a reference to Thomas Apostle's eyes pointing in different directions.

 

[Udders]

So what's the tomlinson technicality for "we never sued you, that was never the point, sorry you're so stupid"? Sounds to me like he's admitting he tried to abuse the legal system for petty personal revenge. It'll be very embarrassing for him if that comes up at your trial, this tomlinson has a real credibility issue.

He's trying to technicality his way out. Since the SFWA paid for it, in his mind they sued the site even though he was the listed plaintiff. No wonder he's so gray and fat, the mental gymnastics he goes through every single day to simply live must be exhausting.

Also why he says he doesn't owe Queso. Technically he owes Quesos legal fees.

 

[guest]

He's trying to technicality his way out. Since the SFWA paid for it, in his mind they sued the site even though he was the listed plaintiff. No wonder he's so gray and fat, the mental gymnastics he goes through every single day to simply live must be exhausting.

Also why he says he doesn't owe Queso. Technically he owes Quesos legal fees.

Regardless he’s still on the hook for 40K plus from the California quash and has a lien (a lien, Jerry!) on his possessions to show for it. He’s also overweight.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Kiwi farms has various lolcow of the year awards. Maybe we can all pitch in and have Patrick’s first ever trophy made for him.

It has to be a big blue check mark.

 

[SpaceEdge]

 

[Stent]

Your mental illness compels you to act this way. And Rick should know! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Loosehen up folksch.