FUCK YOU ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

[Doyle Hargraves]

"The sentences stack"
He thinks every text is an individual felony. I also like that he somehow doesn't know the burden of proof is much higher in criminal cases or that his general behavior and that he clearly gets off on this is completely irrelevant as long as he throws in a copypasta at the end and cries harassment.

 

[SpaceEdge]

OH YEAH?! Well YOU don't have any BLOOD!

You're a mythical gargoyle, child!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" He is not a judge" old technicality tomlinson again. Right, pat hasnt been able to provide enough evidence or satisfy Krinsky to even get to a real judge.

 

[EraGodless]

He can’t STAND being the butt of any joke, to him making fun of him for being a fat idiot is a felony. You can tell he doesn’t have real guy friends that would bust his balls because he’d throw a fit and probably cry. I remember there was that hotel party years ago with blappy wearing a joke shirt that said “he likes it in the ass!” With and arrow pointing and everyone took photos with him with the arrow pointing because it’s a silly joke. Everyone but Pat, he actually took a picture but insisted he be on the side the arrow wasn’t pointing. That’s why he hates this site and kiwi farms because it’s people laughing at him and calling out his lies and nonsense.

Like HS all over again- nigga was probably really close to being a school shooter before it was really cool. He definitely is a kid who had a hit list.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Like HS all over again- nigga was probably really close to being a school shooter before it was really cool. He definitely is a kid who had a hit list.

He still keeps that same list. You can tell he is still trying to prove someone form 20 years ago wrong. Even though they dont remember him or think about him. He thinks they will eat their words one day.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Everyone has blood, Patrick. Even me, and I'm a ghost.

Flatworms, nematodes, and cnidarians are the only animals without a circulatory system. Humans are mammals, Pat. Mammals have hearts pumping blood through their bodies. Lil taste of a biology lesson from Professor Fish for ya.

 

[Stent]

"The sentences stack"
He thinks every text is an individual felony.

Sentences are never served concurrently, child. That's a thing that just doesn't happen! Legal Eagle Pat has spoken.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Like HS all over again- nigga was probably really close to being a school shooter before it was really cool. He definitely is a kid who had a hit list.

The only thing that prevented that tragedy is Mama Raven's inability to afford a 3XL black trenchcoat

 

[guest]

The only thing that prevented that tragedy is Mama Raven's inability to afford a 3XL black trenchcoat

It's a duster, child.

 

[Udders]

Please don't encourage him to be a part of his daughters life, the poor girl has suffered enough already.

 

[guest]

"The sentences stack"
He thinks every text is an individual felony. I also like that he somehow doesn't know the burden of proof is much higher in criminal cases or that his general behavior and that he clearly gets off on this is completely irrelevant as long as he throws in a copypasta at the end and cries harassment.

Let"s suppose the texts are criminal, what are the "other" crimes? If the threats, bomb threats, vandalism, and swatting were real, the individuals that did those things would be tried for them. He really thinks each text is a new crime, the motherfuckers who rob 30 banks get their shit served concurrent, for the weapons, the robberies, and any other charges they have. He's fucking deranged.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

If he thought the judge was wrong, what did he do about it? Nothing? Then he’s impotent. Something that didn’t work? Then he’s impotent.

Imagine admitting to this, repeatedly, to an audience that hates your guts. Humiliation fetish might be one of the “things” Pat Tonsoffun is into.

 

[BUBBLER]

Mr. Edge, may you please enlighten the fat man that without his testimony, there can be no criminal case? He must press charges, and if he does, he must testify

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Nice basic tenant, stupid.

 

[FurBurger]

He can't do da bit on command, because he's obstinate.

As soon as you change topic though (/fart nikki) and his fragile ego has a gap in commands to hide under, then he immediately does da bit.

Poor broken Pat robot; I hope someone repairs you and makes you useful on command.

Perhaps a job at Walmart could help?

 

[FurBurger]

I'm legitimately curious what goes through his mind when he does the copypaste aka da bit. He can't possible think it's still effective, either as a legal threat or just an intimidation tactic.

My theory is he's deleting the other messages, so it looks like he's just ordering them to leave him alone. I think he did something similar in the Nadolski trial, deleting messages that made him look bad.

The problem is that Patbot 1.7 doesn't understand how hard it is to delete all traces of a message, including the ones on his opponent's phones; and if his opponent's lawyer catches him altering evidence then there goes his case (and here comes perjury charges).

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The problem is that Patbot 1.7 doesn't understand how hard it is to delete all traces of a message, including the ones on his opponent's phones; and if his opponent's lawyer catches him altering evidence then there goes his case (and here comes perjury charges).

I REALLY hope he’s dumb enough to try this. He will not be able to delete all traces of anything from his phone. What a fuckwit. He’s definitely a future Darwin Award finalist if not winner.

 

[HotDogJoe]

You don’t have blood, stlaker.

Definitely up there with the weirdest things he’s ever said. Thus fucker has to have sustained brain damage at some point. Nobody acts like this.

 

[guest]

This fucking maniac should just commit suicide. Seriously, we’d all be better off. Fat fucking pedophile.

 

[guest]

Definitely up there with the weirdest things he’s ever said. Thus fucker has to have sustained brain damage at some point. Nobody acts like this.

He’s a pedophile, dude. These people are inherently damaged.