FUCK YOU ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

[SpaceEdge]

R/rageagainstthecpapmachine

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I think Patty loves da bit as much as I love crack.

Crack?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

You’re going to prison and they are throwing away the key. Never mind the fact that milwaukee routinely hands out suspended sentences to repeat violent offenders. Never mind that career criminals caught with automatic weapons often get little to no jail time in wisconsin.

You are committing crimes against humanity by humorously irritating a fat lunatic who obviously enjoys the exchanges.

 

[NoBacon]

if there’s really an open investigation, it hasn’t even contacted Dan muller, who is verified to have text Pat and is known to troll him.

I also heard Dan is the one who left death threats.

 

[Dog Eater]

You’re going to prison and they are throwing away the key. Never mind the fact that milwaukee routinely hands out suspended sentences to repeat violent offenders. Never mind that career criminals caught with automatic weapons often get little to no jail time in wisconsin.

You are committing crimes against humanity by humorously irritating a fat lunatic who obviously enjoys the exchanges.

He’s like a neglected dog pissing itself for attention at this point.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Lolcow appears to be another trigger for him.

 

[Jenna]

I like the part where, first thing, he declares himself the bit decider. He is the humor authority and no inside joke will be made without his permission. The bit does not exist, it is a delusion until Patrick approves it (he won't).

 

[SFWA liaison]

lol he's projecting so hard with the impotent bit, there's absolutely nothing he can do to stop us from calling him a fat loser and it consumes him

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Lolcow appears to be another trigger for him.

Kiwi farms has various lolcow of the year awards. Maybe we can all pitch in and have Patrick’s first ever trophy made for him.

Maybe we can have the corpulent Chicano child pornographer JDA deliver it to him?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

lol he's projecting so hard with the impotent bit, there's absolutely nothing he can do to stop us from calling him a fat loser and it consumes him

Between this and how often he posts “I have SEX!” type shit, I’m guessing he’s literally impotent.

 

[Caverlock]

Donald Trump had a lolcow thread on KF.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Lolcow appears to be another trigger for him.

Him saying lolcows don't exist is a hilarious insight into his extreme narcissism. Because he doesn't want to accept that he's a lolcow, that means lolcows don't exist at all. Lunatic.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

if there’s really an open investigation, it hasn’t even contacted Dan muller, who is verified to have text Pat and is known to troll him.

I also heard Dan is the one who left death threats.

Maybe the fact Dan has a voicemail from Pat threatening to kill him is keeping Pat from pursuing him.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

he's projecting so hard with the impotent bit

No, child. Despite being an obese alcoholic on blood pressure meds, he has confirmed his 'rage erections' & that he has skillful sex with his own suicidal wife. The problem is that you don't listen, child.

 

[NoBacon]

Maybe the fact Dan has a voicemail from Pat threatening to kill him is keeping Pat from pursuing him.

If I ever do any see of them, it will end very quickly and they know that, of course.

 

[Brooke Shields]

tfw Patrick confirms you own him

 

[SpaceEdge]

 

[The Greaseman]

What a strange guy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lolcow appears to be another trigger for him.

He can’t STAND being the butt of any joke, to him making fun of him for being a fat idiot is a felony. You can tell he doesn’t have real guy friends that would bust his balls because he’d throw a fit and probably cry. I remember there was that hotel party years ago with blappy wearing a joke shirt that said “he likes it in the ass!” With and arrow pointing and everyone took photos with him with the arrow pointing because it’s a silly joke. Everyone but Pat, he actually took a picture but insisted he be on the side the arrow wasn’t pointing. That’s why he hates this site and kiwi farms because it’s people laughing at him and calling out his lies and nonsense.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Between this and how often he posts “I have SEX!” type shit, I’m guessing he’s literally impotent.

He uses impotent A LOT to describe us, also has said this is a “flaccid” forum yet he tried to sue over it. Just the fact he’s made awkward jokes about “rage erections” show his dick is shit and doesn’t work. It’s clear him and Niki are in a loveless relationship and are just married roommates. She’s probably got next to zero sex drive as it is from the medications she’s on.