Fuck All Kiwis

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Weird how trannies wanna shut down a website full of trannies who have just as many moral hangups as they do?

 

[fricklefrackle]

More assuming a bunch of stuff by me, but whatever. Besides his obvious employment history gap, judging by the comments he's made about his tech stack, he's stuck somewhere in mid-late 2000s. He was mentioning multi master mysql DBs, sshing to things by hand. Has he ever mentioned anything about cicd/devops? Terraform? Ansible? Chef?

There's still a huge market for the maintenance of legacy on-prem servers. Even big cloud-based saas companies are moving some things back on prem due to costs. However, those systems still want someone who can work in a team. How much project management is Null familiar will? Can he work in an agile environment? Can he create Arch specs, do documentation? Do requirements gathering?

There is a talent gap, but they are looking for people who can function in a team, even as a contractor you still need those soft skills. The "one man army" , method even if impressive, is not what tech is looking for now.

Has he ever mentioned anything about working with docker? k8s? Any devops at all? Any infrastructure as code? He uses telegram as his customer success portal, but does he have any SRE practices? Any monitoring or alerting? Does he have any SOC (security operations center), experience? Doesn't sound like he's pulling in logs into a central server? Does he have splunk or even an ELK stack is all open source? When he was hacked it looked like he was grepping server logs from an ssh terminal.

It seems like this was all built by him. How well would he do working on someone else's architecture and coming up to speed quickly to contribute? It's one things to manage and troubleshoot shit you built yourself, but doing that and then extending someone else's system is needed for most jobs.


Without work history or portfolios of enterprise systems, he will never get a senior (or above), position. In my completely uninformed opinion, he's set up an elaborate and highly functional proof of concept, but not an enterprise-level sustainable architecture.

Jackie, comment?

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

More assuming a bunch of stuff by me, but whatever. Besides his obvious employment history gap, judging by the comments he's made about his tech stack, he's stuck somewhere in mid-late 2000s. He was mentioning multi master mysql DBs, sshing to things by hand. Has he ever mentioned anything about cicd/devops? Terraform? Ansible? Chef?

There's still a huge market for the maintenance of legacy on-prem servers. Even big cloud-based saas companies are moving some things back on prem due to costs. However, those systems still want someone who can work in a team. How much project management is Null familiar will? Can he work in an agile environment? Can he create Arch specs, do documentation? Do requirements gathering?

There is a talent gap, but they are looking for people who can function in a team, even as a contractor you still need those soft skills. The "one man army" , method even if impressive, is not what tech is looking for now.

Has he ever mentioned anything about working with docker? k8s? Any devops at all? Any infrastructure as code? He uses telegram as his customer success portal, but does he have any SRE practices? Any monitoring or alerting? Does he have any SOC (security operations center), experience? Doesn't sound like he's pulling in logs into a central server? Does he have splunk or even an ELK stack is all open source? When he was hacked it looked like he was grepping server logs from an ssh terminal.

It seems like this was all built by him. How well would he do working on someone else's architecture and coming up to speed quickly to contribute? It's one things to manage and troubleshoot shit you built yourself, but doing that and then extending someone else's system is needed for most jobs.


Without work history or portfolios of enterprise systems, he will never get a senior (or above), position. In my completely uninformed opinion, he's set up an elaborate and highly functional proof of concept, but not an enterprise-level sustainable architecture.

He's a glorified webmaster that would flounder in a professional software engineering environment. The one thing he tried to develop himself (that godawful chat that appears at the top of every page and is impossible to hide or turn off) was the direct cause of a hack and breach of the database in Sept 2022.

His incompetence in setting up his redis cache back in ~2018 also was the direct cause of a intrusion and user data breach.

Read his own words on this stuff, it's readily apparent (but he's overconfident as fuck because he's never had real deadlines, real code reviews, specs and requirements that weren't written by himself, accountability, etc.)

Various examples:

 

[RickReternal]

He uses telegram as his customer success portal

Not sure but I think admin is being shady.

 

[CruisinColin]

He's a glorified webmaster that would flounder in a professional software engineering environment. The one thing he tried to develop himself (that godawful chat that appears at the top of every page and is impossible to hide or turn off) was the direct cause of a hack and breach of the database in Sept 2022.

His incompetence in setting up his redis cache back in ~2018 also was the direct cause of a intrusion and user data breach.

Read his own words on this stuff, it's readily apparent (but he's overconfident as fuck because he's never had real deadlines, real code reviews, specs and requirements that weren't written by himself, accountability, etc.)

Various examples:

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Really pounded that guy

 

[LoomisBuckby]

More assuming a bunch of stuff by me, but whatever. Besides his obvious employment history gap, judging by the comments he's made about his tech stack, he's stuck somewhere in mid-late 2000s. He was mentioning multi master mysql DBs, sshing to things by hand. Has he ever mentioned anything about cicd/devops? Terraform? Ansible? Chef?

There's still a huge market for the maintenance of legacy on-prem servers. Even big cloud-based saas companies are moving some things back on prem due to costs. However, those systems still want someone who can work in a team. How much project management is Null familiar will? Can he work in an agile environment? Can he create Arch specs, do documentation? Do requirements gathering?

There is a talent gap, but they are looking for people who can function in a team, even as a contractor you still need those soft skills. The "one man army" , method even if impressive, is not what tech is looking for now.

Has he ever mentioned anything about working with docker? k8s? Any devops at all? Any infrastructure as code? He uses telegram as his customer success portal, but does he have any SRE practices? Any monitoring or alerting? Does he have any SOC (security operations center), experience? Doesn't sound like he's pulling in logs into a central server? Does he have splunk or even an ELK stack is all open source? When he was hacked it looked like he was grepping server logs from an ssh terminal.

It seems like this was all built by him. How well would he do working on someone else's architecture and coming up to speed quickly to contribute? It's one things to manage and troubleshoot shit you built yourself, but doing that and then extending someone else's system is needed for most jobs.


Without work history or portfolios of enterprise systems, he will never get a senior (or above), position. In my completely uninformed opinion, he's set up an elaborate and highly functional proof of concept, but not an enterprise-level sustainable architecture.

Cool Jack Horner

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

90% of the posts are people being funny and making jokes instead of writing a detailed thesis paper on what Patrick did that particular day

The stick is so far up their ass it’s poking their brainstems

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I remember a bunch of Kiwifags commented in Porsalin's teaser for the documentary that Josh Moon should narrate it.

I mean, just what a pack of child loving shitcunts.

I really didn't like them after that.

Porsalin narration is hilarious. Josh Moon sounds like his nuts never dropped.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

@The Pasture Pet Destroyer also what was the redis issue. I'm curious about that. Redis is pretty simple as just an in memory key value store. I've seen it used in queue management as a broker ( like rabbit's) when using shit like flower with python. And in microservices from airflow or something. But that's really just an in memory ephemeral Metadata db at that point.

I mean there's a lot of use cases you could use it for also, but there's better tools anyway.

Do you think Joshua moon could roller blade to his Job in manhattan?

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

A haiku....

"Kiwifarms is gay
Kiwifarms is fucking gay
Kiwifarms is gay"

 

[justice4bernell]

Post after post of haiku and "I can't believe nobody has said he's FAT yet" and they say this place is disorganized and unreadable. They are least funny people in the fucking world. At least here there's jokes and beefers.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nigga was just trying to ride Keffals' dick.

Keffals inside-out dick?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Post after post of haiku and "I can't believe nobody has said he's FAT yet" and they say this place is disorganized and unreadable. They are least funny people in the fucking world. At least here there's jokes and beefers.

Seriously, that faggot says this place is 90% noise and maybe that's true, but that 10% makes their 1% of that thread that isn't just faggot shit. And yknow what, the ribs don't fucking lie. Check those numbers versus whatever shit they have over there. Nothing on us.

I have to say though, I was listening to a ron and fez episode where they did like 20 minutes of wackbag haikus, so I gotta ask the oldfags: just how gay was it back then?

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I don't Really know rust. And I've never worked with any architectures that require a websocket. I really only deal with things like pub/sub with tcp low level connections like Kafka or something. And then web hooks. No idea if what he's asking makes any sense.

As far as roles and groups go, it doesn't seem like he has a grasp of directory architectures or IAM practices. He could be dumbing it down. To ask his question so I dnk.

I wonder if he knows things like rbac vs abac,pbac. Entitlements, service orientated architecture and workflows.

I can speculate that he likely does not have logical arch diagram.

In Fintech where speed is king, Python, C# (.NET Core) and C++ fill all usecases, from webapps to low latency HFT systems. Him not using a proven, secure framework as a base to build upon and instead trying to re-invent the wheel is a retard rookie move on his part.

@The Pasture Pet Destroyer also what was the redis issue. I'm curious about that. Redis is pretty simple as just an in memory key value store. I've seen it used in queue management as a broker ( like rabbit's) when using shit like flower with python. And in microservices from airflow or something. But that's really just an in memory ephemeral Metadata db at that point.

I mean there's a lot of use cases you could use it for also, but there's better tools anyway.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

A haiku....

"Kiwifarms is gay
Kiwifarms is fucking gay
Kiwifarms is gay"

I tried to understand what they found funny. They all have the personalities of a dead moth. That site is depressingly unfunny.

I would also point out that KiwiFarms is a well known haven for swattings. And no one here has claimed doing any such thing to Pat. Trust me piggy, someone would’ve proudly taken credit by now. It was the unfunny cunts at the farms who swatted you if it wasn’t you yourself, Tubby.

 

[guest]

More assuming a bunch of stuff by me, but whatever. Besides his obvious employment history gap, judging by the comments he's made about his tech stack, he's stuck somewhere in mid-late 2000s. He was mentioning multi master mysql DBs, sshing to things by hand. Has he ever mentioned anything about cicd/devops? Terraform? Ansible? Chef?

There's still a huge market for the maintenance of legacy on-prem servers. Even big cloud-based saas companies are moving some things back on prem due to costs. However, those systems still want someone who can work in a team. How much project management is Null familiar will? Can he work in an agile environment? Can he create Arch specs, do documentation? Do requirements gathering?

There is a talent gap, but they are looking for people who can function in a team, even as a contractor you still need those soft skills. The "one man army" , method even if impressive, is not what tech is looking for now.

Has he ever mentioned anything about working with docker? k8s? Any devops at all? Any infrastructure as code? He uses telegram as his customer success portal, but does he have any SRE practices? Any monitoring or alerting? Does he have any SOC (security operations center), experience? Doesn't sound like he's pulling in logs into a central server? Does he have splunk or even an ELK stack is all open source? When he was hacked it looked like he was grepping server logs from an ssh terminal.

It seems like this was all built by him. How well would he do working on someone else's architecture and coming up to speed quickly to contribute? It's one things to manage and troubleshoot shit you built yourself, but doing that and then extending someone else's system is needed for most jobs.


Without work history or portfolios of enterprise systems, he will never get a senior (or above), position. In my completely uninformed opinion, he's set up an elaborate and highly functional proof of concept, but not an enterprise-level sustainable architecture.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Cool Jack Horner

@Jack_Horner , comment?