Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food

[Turk February]

They make my mouth, gums and throat itchy if they're raw, which is the only way I eat them. A bunch of stuff does, just not to the point that it fucks me up, so I probably have the same allergy but milder.

Apples fucking destroy me. The worst stomach pain and the worst diarrhea. But if processed like in a sauce or a juice absolutely no issue. Mildly unrelated.

 

[PogromStallone]

They make my mouth, gums and throat itchy if they're raw, which is the only way I eat them. A bunch of stuff does, just not to the point that it fucks me up, so I probably have the same allergy but milder.

That's what happens to me but I get so itchy I want to scratch away my skin to get at it. Also the inside of my tongue gets itchy.

So, like, since you're allergic to so much shit. What do you order at a restaurant?

I just don't eat carrots and stuff like that unless they're cooked.

 

[Turk February]

That's what happens to me but I get so itchy I want to scratch away my skin to get at it. Also the inside of my tongue gets itchy.

I just don't eat carrots and stuff like that unless they're cooked.

So let's imagine you're at a Korean restaurant with a group of friends and someone orders a Japchae and you don't know what's in it. Do you ask the server (who doesn't speak English) to keep a list of foods out? Or just not eat?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Apples fucking destroy me. The worst stomach pain and the worst diarrhea. But if processed like in a sauce or a juice absolutely no issue. Mildly unrelated.

I fucking love apples but if I eat like 3 in a row I get the wicked shits.

My grandfather told me that you can eat apple cores one time and I was like "no way" and he was like "watch your Nan next time she eats an apple" and she did. She ate the whole thing except the stem.

 

[Turk February]

I fucking love apples but if I eat like 3 in a row I get the wicked shits.

My grandfather told me that you can eat apple cores one time and I was like "no way" and he was like "watch your Nan next time she eats an apple" and she did. She ate the whole thing except the stem.

Isn't there cyanide in the core? Was she an agent preparing to be kidnapped and tortured by an enemy state?

 

[PogromStallone]

So let's imagine you're at a Korean restaurant and someone orders a Japchae and you don't know what's in it. Do you ask the server (who doesn't speak English) to keep a list of foods out? Or just not eat?

In every restaurant I've been at, they always list the ingredients next to it. I just looked it up and it's Swedish law that you have to list ingredients that customers may be allergic to.
Also, I've never been in a Korean restaurant. I don't think I've ever even seen one.

 

[Turk February]

In every restaurant I've been at, they always list the ingredients next to it. I just looked it up and it's Swedish law that you have to list ingredients that customers may be allergic to.
Also, I've never been in a Korean restaurant. I don't think I've ever even seen one.

You're Swedish!? I fucking hate Loreen. I will never forget 2023. You fuckers cheated.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Isn't there cyanide in the core? Was she an agent preparing to be kidnapped and tortured by an enemy state?

There's cyanide in the seeds if they're crushed up. You're meant to eat seeds and shit them out in nature.

 

[Turk February]

There's cyanide in the seeds if they're crushed up. You're meant to eat seeds and shit them out in nature.

I heard there's a specific temperature you can bake potatoes at that will release a chemical that will kill you. Lots of foods actually have cyanide and weird shit in them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's been a serious lack of cabbage mentioned here. I eat a lot of cabbage.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Cucumbers seem easy to grow

 

[medium wyzzz]

There's been a serious lack of cabbage mentioned here. I eat a lot of cabbage.

That shit’s good; especially as coleslaw

 

[Turk February]

There's been a serious lack of cabbage mentioned here. I eat a lot of cabbage.

Took me my whole life of eating it to appreciate it. Also I don't think anyone has mentioned it and I can't have it right but spinach is so much better than lettuce on a sandwich.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cucumbers seem easy to grow

They're super easy to grow

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Took me my whole life of eating it to appreciate it. Also I don't think anyone has mentioned it and I can't have it right but spinach is so much better than lettuce on a sandwich.

I love spinach and cheese omelets. And spinach quiches. Spinach + eggs = PFG

 

[Turk February]

They're super easy to grow

It's hard to keep them from being bitter garbage you need to pickle.

 

[BUBBLER]

I honestly think I have the "cilantro tastes like soap" gene but it's faint to me. I still like it. I also like that purple gum that tastes like soap. I also used to lick soap when I was a kid. I also used to drink straight white vinegar. We also used to keep the dog food in a big tote and I'd open it up and just huff dog food fumes because I liked the way it smelled and I'd take a couple bites here and there as a special treat. I was a weird kid. I am a weird man.

Sorry to break it to you Abe, you should be a subject in Wyyz forum, not an observer

 

[BUBBLER]

Yellow potatoes are better than russets for anything but fries. Sweet potatoes chopped up with chipotle powder, garlic powder, and salt, then oven roasted in 400 for like 30 minutes are pfg. I will not eat them any other way.

Asparagus is okay, but people cook them to death.

Buttercrunch lettuce and arugula are great as a salad. All salads should be chopped. I hate eating giant piles of leaves. A good chopped salad with a bunch of herbs and olive oil and salt is fantastic.

Green peas suck a majority of the time. Sweet pea pods eaten straight off the vine is far superior. You can put them in a stir fry and they taste good too. Black eyed peas are the best, but that's my good Southern upbringing talking.

Broccoli rules. Cauliflower is okay, but I need to cook with it more to really get a feel for it. Brussel sprouts are wonderful sauteed in bacon fat. Mustard greens and collards are also good sauteed, not boiled to death, also in pork fat.

Radishes are good.

Carrots are good too, but I only like them raw. Cooked carrots are gross to me.

I hate most lettuce besides baby gem in sandwiches, or romaine only for Caesar salad.

Swiss chard is the highest form of sauteed green. Kale sucks ass

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I like a nice crisp Chinese apple. Pineapple fawking rocks, too.

 

[Turk February]

This is barely related to the thread but I was just listening to a metalcore song about wanting to murder someone for putting pineapple on their pizza. I agree with the sentiment.