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Fruit, vegetables, and other healthy food

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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Watermelon can suck my dick.
How do you dislike a fruit that is basically a drink. There's nothing like cold watermelon on a hot day when you've been working outside. It's not my favourite fruit by any stretch but it's the absolute perfect food in certain situations.

You can suck a watermelons dick.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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How do you dislike a fruit that is basically a drink. There's nothing like cold watermelon on a hot day when you've been working outside. It's not my favourite fruit by any stretch but it's the absolute perfect food in certain situations.

You can suck a watermelons dick.

Patrice had a whole bit on that with the boys back in the day, even mentioning Petey Greene during it.

Found it!

 
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