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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

HH Brother

Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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My mother and step father used to joke about this. My step father's first wife died at 40 and her grave says "until we meet again". Now he has two dead wives to deal with.
If my wife dies before me, at least I won't have to deal with her since brown people don't go to heaven, funster.
 

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
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I really don't appreciate remarks like that, Abester.

I just noticed this is a pic from the holidays, my man and his giant rod had only been in the ground for 6 months.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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This man will not wear sleeves on his wedding day
Seriously, I see retards around here on Facebook where the groom will be wearing a Browning baseball hat and a Mossy Oak vest with a sleeveless dress shirt underneath at their weddings. I could see this fag doing that. He'd have to be wearing his work boots too, because they give him like an inch of desperately needed height.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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Seriously, I see retards around here on Facebook where the groom will be wearing a Browning baseball hat and a Mossy Oak vest with a sleeveless dress shirt underneath at their weddings. I could see this fag doing that. He'd have to be wearing his work boots too, because they give him like an inch of desperately needed height.
Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman" will be played several times over the course of the reception. The reception will be in a tent or some sort of screened-in gazebo
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman" will be played several times over the course of the reception. The reception will be in a tent or some sort of screened-in gazebo
"Now I ain't one for speeches, lord knows, English is a second language round here, complaining about overtime is our first, ehuhuhuh, but I love this man, DJ, play What Color You Drive by them Hunter Brothers."
-best man's speech.
 
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