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🚨🚨Found the man Adrienne is marrying in September🚨🚨

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She said I stretch her more than Jon and she loves my earthworm shoulders, funsters.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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HH Brother

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Yes. She's supposed to wear a black veil whenever she's in public and spend the rest of her life weeping. Instead she's out there fucking every fat ugly retard she can wrap her cunt around. I hope Jon's ghost honor-haunts her.
It's astonishing she goes from fishmouth chinky eyes lardass to that blue eyed handsome devil, back to a chinky eyes lardass who thinks he's a jewish wrestler, Abster.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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When you die and your wife remarries, what the fuck happens in Heaven? Huh? Heaven might as well be Weinerville if you've been waiting however many years to be reunited with your love and she gets there and is like "Oh, yeah, I've been fucking some other guy." Fucking WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE!
 

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When you die and your wife remarries, what the fuck happens in Heaven? Huh? Heaven might as well be Weinerville if you've been waiting however many years to be reunited with your love and she gets there and is like "Oh, yeah, I've been fucking some other guy." Fucking WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE!
I think the rule is, in heaven, you fuck in the order you got married, but the later people have to stand in line and watch. You're allowed to jerk it while waiting, but you can't cum, if you cum you have to go to the back of the line.
 

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When you die and your wife remarries, what the fuck happens in Heaven? Huh? Heaven might as well be Weinerville if you've been waiting however many years to be reunited with your love and she gets there and is like "Oh, yeah, I've been fucking some other guy." Fucking WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE! 👊WHORE!
My mother and step father used to joke about this. My step father's first wife died at 40 and her grave says "until we meet again". Now he has two dead wives to deal with.
 
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