For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

[Turk February]

I've been ignoring this thread for a while...the fuck is Eurovision?

It's a song contest that has been running to mend the wounds of world world war 2 in Europe for 70 years. It has more viewers than the Superbowl.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

It's a song contest that has been running to mend the wounds of world world war 2 in Europe for 70 years. It has more viewers than the Superbowl.

So like American Idol but less noble and retarded?

 

[Turk February]

So like American Idol but less noble and retarded?

Well not exactly. The song has to be original and never performed before a year before the contest. Also all genres are welcome. It's more like Olympics that Idol.

 

[Turk February]

If you have any more questions go ahead and ask. I absolutely love talking about it.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

If you have any more questions go ahead and ask. I absolutely love talking about it.

Why is it so gay?

 

[Turk February]

Why is it so gay?

There's actually a video on YouTube called The Queer Politics of Eurovision. I don't remember it exactly but by being super gay you get to keep Muslims and Africans out. Even those who are eligible.

 

[Turk February]

Iceland has a new submission. It's not bad. I have a feeling it might be lost in a sea of similar songs but if you're interested it's called Storm chaser.

 

[Turk February]

Lol. The Maltese word for "singing" is "Kant" which sounds exactly like "cunt" and they are abusing it so much with their national selection. It's the only Maltese word they use. The rest is in English. But they can't be stopped from using a European language.

 

[Turk February]

I still can't believe they found a way to sing "I want to follow the cunt" to 200 million people.

 

[PickleRickle]

 

[Turk February]

I rewatched UMK again now that my fever is down. There's no way anyone but One Morning Left can win.

 

[Turk February]

Poland stands no fucking chance. I think they might not even qualify.

 

[Turk February]

Holy shit Moldova has withdrawn.

 

[Turk February]

No! puppy is disqualified! Why is there so much chaos already!!!!???

 

[Turk February]

Also the band that plays the song is breaking up. I fucking loved the song.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What'd they get DQ'd for? Showing dick?

 

[Turk February]

What'd they get DQ'd for? Showing dick?

Yes. To a minor on the internet.

 

[Turk February]

Yes. To a minor on the internet.

The band has been together for 17 years. They have announced they can't be together after the incident.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Rip Puffy

 

[Turk February]

Rip Puffy

It was the only metal submission so far this year I loved it. It was a super heavy metal song about loving your pets and it make 0 sense.