For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

[Turk February]

I actually have a sneaking suspicion this will be runner up. It's really good.

 

[Turk February]

4th listen. This can actually win. Can you imagine 200 million people coming to Luxembourg. The government must be shitting themselves.

 

[Turk February]

So I just learned Luxembourgs pick was lowest in the public vote but highest in the jury vote. So I don't know if the public will like it as much as I do.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol poupee

 

[Turk February]

Lol poupee

Dude she's so good. I'm actually scared of her. And yes. Poopie is a word in Luxembourgian French. I believe it means poopie.

 

[Turk February]

I actually do think it could be the third disqualification of the year because 50 years ago there was a very similar song.

 

[lil chud]

I like it.

 

[Turk February]

I like it.

Yeah it's a giant surprise.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Are we even to the sweet 16 yet? What the fuck.

 

[Turk February]

So reporters are divided on Luxembourg. Some are saying she doesn't have the confidence to perform. This really is the worst year in like a decade. Israel will fucking break this shit soon.

 

[Turk February]

Belgium's submission is not my favorite. I think they might not even qualify.

 

[Turk February]

Apparently I'm the only person who doesn't like this

 

[Turk February]

Yeah Belgium is copying Latvia (or Lithuania I always confuse them) from last year. It's kind of shit.

 

[Turk February]

Does anyone find Electric Callboys single suspicious. If they represent Germany they will fucking destroy the whole contest.

 

[Turk February]

What the hell is going on!? All of Belgiums submissions suck dick.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. This year is going to be the weakest in 3 to 5 years. I'm so bummed.

 

[Turk February]

I actually haven't heard a single qualifier from Belgium.

 

[Turk February]

Luxembourg is getting a lot of hate for being "cute". Absolute bullshit.

 

[Turk February]

Lol some fag on YouTube thinks Erika Vikman can win. Not this year, boy.

 

[Turk February]

Omg even Norway sucks this year.