For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

[Turk February]

With all the controversy so far it's getting likelier and likelier Albania will be to 10. I would bet if I could remember my password.

 

[Turk February]

What'd they get DQ'd for? Showing dick?

Last year I nicknamed "Chaos Vision" because it was so eratic and fucked up. This year may be "Miseryvision"

 

[Turk February]

Hey @LockedHDD__Pot I know you watch. Is it just me or is it getting crazier every year?

 

[Turk February]

I can't fucking believe 2 songs have been disqualified already. I'm fucking pissed.

 

[Turk February]

Israel. The villain of Eurovision released their song.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah. I can't get over Puppy being disqualified. I might cry tonight. I get why it had to be done. But I sang and listened to that song first thing in the morning for a fucking month.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Poland stands no fucking chance. I think they might not even qualify.

This is making me think of a pollak walks into a bar joke.

 

[Turk February]

This is making me think of a pollak walks into a bar joke.

Last year they were so bad live it was pathetic. I called it would be.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Last year they were so bad live it was pathetic. I called it would be.

That's the punchline?

 

[Turk February]

That's the punchline?

I don't joke about Eurovision. It's the most important thing in the world.

 

[Turk February]

I still can't get that fucking song out of my head. Why can't pedos just stop until the contest is over!? Fuck. I'm so pissed. It was my favorite to win second place in the whole contest. I still hum it. Fuckers.

 

[General Fatton]

@Turk February , enough with the blog, give us a hook, a reason to care. Post your top 10 eurovision performances for the people at home

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February , enough with the blog, give us a hook, a reason to care. Post your top 10 eurovision performances for the people at home

Of the year or ever.

 

[General Fatton]

Of the year or ever.

Yes

 

[Turk February]

Omg the Luxembourg finals seem endless. Who gives a shit!? They won't qualify.

 

[Turk February]

Omg their winner is super catchy.

 

[Turk February]

The woman performing this doesn't look like she's old enough to qualify. We might have a third DQ

 

[Turk February]

Luxembourg with a surprise possible qualifier. Maybe even top 10.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I've listened to it 3 times and they stand out so far. They will probably qualify. And get televotes.

 

[Turk February]