Fat, unemployed drunk who owes $125k just bought a new King sized bed

[TheRevAlJolson]

No single heterosexual man would, you're right. But if you're married, if your wife isn't a cunt muncher and if you make a decent living, she wants the matching Le Creuset pots and pans, the drapes have to match the couches, the dishwasher has to "go with" the marble blah blah blah. It's endless. It's easier just to let them do what they want (within reason - no, we're not having a salmon pink bathroom) and just ask how much it costs.

Bullshit. I keep my place looking like a model home. Got the Neiman Marcus throw blankets, Alberto Minotti sofas, Resto Hardware lamps - I don't fuck around. Do I give a shit? Not really - but bitches go nuts for it. A baller looking crib will knock the clothes off a hoe for you. Quality bitches can sense that shit.

Then again, my boy puts up serious numbers in a crib that looks a lot like the half hovel, so maybe I'm just being a faggot.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Ive seen piss and shit stained mattresses dumped roadside that seemed more comfortable and hygienic by comparison.

You should by sleeping on hay, you hambeast.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Ive seen piss and shit stained mattresses dumped roadside that seemed more comfortable and hygienic by comparison.

You should by sleeping on hay, you hambeast.

That room def looks like it has an unpleasant smell...

 

[HotDogJoe]

Sleeping on the couch was probably hurting poor Rick's back, so he whined and whined and whined some more until mommy-in-law bought a mattress large enough for both of them and made a promise to Niki that he wouldn't touch her.

The fat baby has cried his way into more free shit, yet again.

That’s exactly what happened and now the bed is way too big for the room. What a depressing life these two hogs lead.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Those two pieces of wood resting in the sill are to prop the windows open with the warm weather

Repurposed mini brewers baseball bats from "batday" at the park.

 

[guest]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The door is not blocked, because they are pocket doors, child.

Except the bathroom, if that was they would have no way of wiping their fat asses

 

[guest]

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[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Very surprised for pandering reasons Rick didn't get a queen size, he is contributing to the patriarchy by getting the king

 

[NoBacon]

His master bedroom is quite literally the size of a small walk in closet. His house screams disability payment level of poverty.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He's already written some bed jokes for his new standup routine:

“I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications! ”

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Wouldn’t it be better not to get help? That way some Reddit guy can plead insanity ?

 

[NoBacon]

He's already written some bed jokes for his new standup routine:

“I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh, you're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications! ”

It would be more rancid with more bravado, probably mention how the king probably has free access to his wife’s pussy whenever he wants it like him

 

[Udders]

"Before you are found"

Be careful D__ M______ of S______________, Pats getting closer, just another 100k will do it.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

It would be more rancid with more bravado, probably mention how the king probably has free access to his wife’s pussy whenever he wants it like him

...it's a Mitch Hedberg joke. Because Pat is a joke thief. Get it?

 

[guest]

Oh come on now, much like Eddie Guerrero we all know Desi Arnaz brought that Latino heat to her ditsy, redheaded cunt on the regular. The separate beds was just a conceit of the network.

And much like the Latino Heat: he lies, he cheats, he steals! He lies, he cheats, he steals!

 

[NoBacon]

...it's a Mitch Hedberg joke. Because Pat is a joke thief. Get it?

I don’t really know his jokes, he died when I was like 16 or something. Stand up comedy is terrible and I can’t think of much worse than putting a “special” on and watching some cunt tell jokes on a stage for an hour.

I guess there are some good ones, I don’t know and frankly I don’t want to know

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

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You're delusional because you've seen several pictures of the couch with pillows and a blanket on it... and more pics of him fatly laying on the couch, with the blankie, in the middle of the day.

Only the mentally ill see pillow-blanket combos and think of sleep.

 

[Clint Ruin]

A baller looking crib will knock the clothes off a hoe for you

I'd argue that if you get her back to your crib and don't seal deal, you got bigger problems than how nice your crib is.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Did someone say crib?