pretty sure those are the "things" Patrick is "into"Those two pieces of wood resting in the sill are to prop the windows open with the warm weather
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pretty sure those are the "things" Patrick is "into"Those two pieces of wood resting in the sill are to prop the windows open with the warm weather
No bedside tables; I guess their phones just sit on the floor.I love whenever he posts pics of his living space because it gives you pests a chance to dissect his life living in poverty
He sleeps on the couch so he’s not touching his wife at all. Why did he word it that way?
Problem is he's the cheap landlordThe decor is atrocious. Everything about this house looks like that first rental place you live in after you move out of your parents house in your early 20s and live in a group house with some friends.
1. random mismatched furniture, curtains, bedspread, rugs etc that you get from hand me downs, Craigslist, yard sales or the thrift store
2. shittily thrown together outdoor area where you can grill hotdogs and sit in plastic chairs drinking your natty light
3. terrible paint and other obvious DIY repairs either because you broke shit and tried to fix it yourself so you don’t lose your security deposit or because you have a cheap landlord who won’t hire people to fix things
4. obviously out of date electrical, old mismatched appliances, Formica countertops, etc
They sit on his massive, square, pecks, childNo bedside tables; I guess their phones just sit on the floor.
The decor is atrocious. Everything about this house looks like that first rental place you live in after you move out of your parents house in your early 20s and live in a group house with some friends.
1. random mismatched furniture, curtains, bedspread, rugs etc that you get from hand me downs, Craigslist, yard sales or the thrift store
2. shittily thrown together outdoor area where you can grill hotdogs and sit in plastic chairs drinking your natty light
3. terrible paint and other obvious DIY repairs either because you broke shit and tried to fix it yourself so you don’t lose your security deposit or because you have a cheap landlord who won’t hire people to fix things
4. obviously out of date electrical, old mismatched appliances, Formica countertops, etc
A six figure author with enough disposable income and a trophy wife that isn’t a lesbian,I get your other points but who the fuck would waste money on matching appliances? If that pressure cooker from college still works then who gives a shit if it matches the toaster? A man wouldn't.
No single heterosexual man would, you're right. But if you're married, if your wife isn't a cunt muncher and if you make a decent living, she wants the matching Le Creuset pots and pans, the drapes have to match the couches, the dishwasher has to "go with" the marble blah blah blah. It's endless. It's easier just to let them do what they want (within reason - no, we're not having a salmon pink bathroom) and just ask how much it costs.I get your other points but who the fuck would waste money on matching appliances? If that pressure cooker from college still works then who gives a shit if it matches the toaster? A man wouldn't.
The term is Splendid Opulence its how all six figure authors liveThat’s the master bedroom? Embarrassing
Pat sticks one down his dickhole and other up the ass and tries to get them to touchThey’re little souvenir baseball bats like you would buy for your 8 year old at a game, if you didn’t abandon them.
Drinky prefers a nigger fart charcoal, child.What kind of adults don't have matching pillow cases?
All true but I was referring to the big appliances like the fridge, stove and dishwasher which, if you aren’t a nigger or 22 years old, typically match or aren’t from the 70s/80sNo single heterosexual man would, you're right. But if you're married, if your wife isn't a cunt muncher and if you make a decent living, she wants the matching Le Creuset pots and pans, the drapes have to match the couches, the dishwasher has to "go with" the marble blah blah blah. It's endless. It's easier just to let them do what they want (within reason - no, we're not having a salmon pink bathroom) and just ask how much it costs.
The door is not blocked, because they are pocket doors, child.Nice job having the bed block the door stupid
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