Fat, unemployed drunk who owes $125k just bought a new King sized bed

[fusciasomething]

Is he the first person with imposter (childs) that live better than the person they're impersonating? Also, thanks for my daily dose of depression Rick you fucking bum

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Those two pieces of wood resting in the sill are to prop the windows open with the warm weather

An adjustable little window screen is $6 at Lowe's and wouldn't let any flies/mosquitoes in, but here's Fat Pat and Slick Nikk using wood scraps to prop their windows open.

Every picture I see of his house is funnier than the last. He paid $300,000 a few years ago (ie, when prices were a lot cheaper) for this hunk of shit that has an approximately 75 sqft master bedroom and looks like it was slammed together as a rushjob in the 70s. Unbelievable.

 

[Stent]

Why would any 40+ adult think about sharing this with the world?

 

[EraGodless]

Also wifey and I only touch when we want to.

Tell me you're in a loveless marriage without telling me you're in a loveless marriage.

Mike Brady had more sex with Carol Brady than these two dudes.

 

[guest]

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What the fuck does that last sentence even mean?

 

[guest]

Mike Brady had more sex with Carol Brady than these two dudes.

Mr. Brady also had a job and took care of all of his children, biological or not.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No bedside tables; I guess their phones just sit on the floor.

Pet sleeps with his phone taped to his trotter in case he wakes up in the middle of the night and needs to call someone a child.

Nice hobo shelter tier bedroom, stupid. Rick, please lay off the pics of the hovel for a while. Your abject squalor actually bums me out.

 

[Will Tate]

What the fuck does that last sentence even mean?

It means this is Niki's bed and Pat's still bunked out on the couch.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wonder if he's finally splashed-out on a bed for the spare room. You can see the door in the pic which probably ends at the wall where he's stood. Also no bedroom furniture (or room for it)... I know Nikki's a pig, but I doubt she sleeps in this room.

Fats probably had a spring burst through the sagging couch. & I don't think debt collectors can take furniture, so he's spending our money again.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I bought a new computer recently, as well as a new desk and some other shit too. Do you guys think I posted it on Twitter to brag to the world?

Also, the fact that they sport different pillowcases pretty much confirms that they were sleeping in different beds, no?

 

[Guest]

I'm sure no one is documenting this spending spree you're going on before your bankruptcy claim, bud. Genius shit posting it all on Twitter.

 

[guest]

It means this is Niki's bed and Pat's still bunked out on the couch.

Wrong as always, child. He’s an Old Testament sex God. I’m sorry you’re so bad at this.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What the fuck does that last sentence even mean?

they are a 1950's beard style couple

 

[guest]

they are a 1950's beard style couple

So he is an old style conservative.

 

[Username]

About a year or so ago me and my wife bought a new bed. She picked it,I paid for it and it was delivered and we’ve slept in it ever since. This is the first time I’ve ever mentioned this to anyone besides my wife. I don’t have any photos to share because it’s a bed and I’m an adult. Pat is everything wrong in the world. How can you have stlakers if you share every mundane detail of your life?

 

[guest]

Why would any 40+ adult think about sharing this with the world?

I have no clue and it upsets me.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I'm sure no one is documenting this spending spree you're going on before your bankruptcy claim, bud. Genius shit posting it all on Twitter.

Kind of like announcing a vacation to Costa Rica right after the PPP loan hit your bank account. Law enforcement loves social media.

 

[EraGodless]

they are a 1950's beard style couple

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

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Oh come on now, much like Eddie Guerrero we all know Desi Arnaz brought that Latino heat to her ditsy, redheaded cunt on the regular. The separate beds was just a conceit of the network.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You can see the carton of Kools under the bedspread.