Fat Pig posts “finished” aTTic gym

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So is the attic computer Niki's or Pat's?

Did Captain Narcissist banish wifey to the coldest, most out-of-the-way part of the half-hovel like Harry Potter living under the stairs?

Or is that Rick's special computer, where he goes to look at certain things, and if he hears someone coming up the stairs he has plenty of time to close all windows?

It's clearly hooked up with an office chair so it's not just storage. Every day a new mystery that he'll refuse to answer so we'll just assume that's his KP computer.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

30 min workout:

0:00-5:00
climb stairs

5:01-20:00
try to catch breath

20:01-26:00
tweet sweaty misshapen head and tard gym

26:01-30:00
struggle downstairs and off to Hooligans

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

400 lbs? You think he could do half of that even?

Of course not. Any normal person should be able to deadlift around twice their weight. He couldn't even carry those weights up himself, I'm sure Thikki did it

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nah, I think that's how it is. The bench is attached to the rack, so there's no way to squat from the other side. A better design would be one that has a movable bench to allow squatting or benching from the same side. But Pat is too cheap to afford that, and he only lies about exercising vanity muscles.

Meant it should be rotated 180 degrees. The bench can face the wall, and the squat rack where there's room to actually use it

 

[Uncle Floyd]

assuming the plates in the picture are
45
35
25
10
5
2.5
On each side, along with the 5lb plates on the floor,
That’s 255 lbs. but Rick put “300”, a nice round figure like himself.

also, nice rack placement stupid, are you going to do chest 3x a week?

He mentioned the bar, so that's probably the other 45 lbs. But he calls lifting 300 total pounds a workout. I lift more than 300 pounds in two reps on the squat rack.

 

[Stent]

Everyone here is giving Pat advice on how to properly organize a home gym he won't use after a month at the most.

 

[guest]

What an autistically stupid way to arrange the weights, that maximizes the amount of time needed to load the bar up to do anything useful. Just put the 45, 35, and 25 pound plates on one peg and all the lower weights on the other peg. Or put them descending order of weight, so that the most useless weights are buried.

And of course, he cannot use it as a squat rack because it's right up against the wall.

He told me he used the 2.5s to do 250, so he clearly struggled mightily at 245 a weight just 20lbs above what the combine uses for guys to do 20 plus reps, he's weak as shit.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[guest]

That must be Posts by Ghosts world HQ in the back corner there. I wonder how much mortgage interest they’re deducting for that 10 sqft of office space?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nice Tweet Station in the “home gym” faggot.

 

[Snake]

If this fat fuck can even sustain his own weight even setting himself up to use the pullup bar, he's going to completely fold it.

You know.

Cause he's fat.

 

[RobertMewler]

All I want for Christmas is that Nik bashes a 45er through his forehead.

Or a .45

 

[MonsterSteve]

What an autistically stupid way to arrange the weights, that maximizes the amount of time needed to load the bar up to do anything useful. Just put the 45, 35, and 25 pound plates on one peg and all the lower weights on the other peg. Or put them descending order of weight, so that the most useless weights are buried.

And of course, he cannot use it as a squat rack because it's right up against the wall.

Don't be fooled. This 'gym' is only for looks.

 

[guest]

Everyone here is giving Pat advice on how to properly organize a home gym he won't use after a month at the most.

Hell still be fat as fuck in five months. Guaranteed.

 

[Raymond]

Why is there a ghost of a little girl cowering in the corner?

"John Doe 61 fabricated evidence for the claim that Plaintiff's attic was haunted by the ghost of a child. Plaintiff does not have any ghosts in either half of his wife's house."

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Let's hope finally he manages to follow in the footsteps of Douglas Adams (look it up)

 

[guest]

Did anyone else look closely around the photo for stashed away bernell evidence.

 

[Stent]

Let's hope finally he manages to follow in the footsteps of Douglas Adams (look it up)

It would be only fitting since he already stole most of his personality from Douglas Adams.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat only spent all this money because we made fun of him

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I hope he tries a dip before his tremedous weight tears his rotator cuff and he face-plants straight through the floor and into into the half-hovel like the fat sausage person he is. May the weight of your tits smother you while lying down to bench press, child.