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Pat you couldnt even squat that weight
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Fat out of shape drunkard criticizes someone crushing way more weight than he can ever lift.
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Lmao what an unaware piece of shit. Everyone can see you, Pat.
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farting with the headphones on
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Fat shadow Pat skips gym day
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Pat can't squat his own weight.
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who could?
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I don't know how much weight that is but it's not an easy workout at all. Pat is such a fat retarded dick head.
You would need strong hamstrings to do that.
You would need strong hamstrings to do that.
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I'm about to drive to Pat's house, holding 120lb dumbbells, and dropping them into his gymbronie's hands
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Pat never skips leg day because he's fat, you see.
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That is literally a movement to build lower back, hamstring, hip and glute strength. Ignorant fat fucking cunt.
He ironically probably has massive calves buried under 2 inches of pure lard
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You can't really tell b/c his thighs are being covered and his calves do suck but that's genetics. You really can't do much about calves. I'd like a skinny crackhead looking mfer who's quite seasoned in Muay Thai to crack his chicken legs in half as he's confidently walking up to them at a shitCON. He'd be on the ground reaching for his cell phone to document it all while doing that girly scream he did when he was swatted (THAT THIS KEEPS HAPPENINGGG!!!). "SOMEONE HELP THESE ARE MY cyberstlakers!! SEND THEM TO PRISON NOW!!! SOMEBODY CALL 911 MY cyberstlakers ARE TERRORIZING MEEEE".
Edit: Is there a way for the AI to do this voice while screaming?? I don't know how to do any of that being 16, new to the Internet, jack shit etc.
Edit: Is there a way for the AI to do this voice while screaming?? I don't know how to do any of that being 16, new to the Internet, jack shit etc.
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He has massive fat buried over his micro faucet dick.
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somebody skipped father's day
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This is a sign that he knows he’s full of shit. It’s like a defense mechanism - whenever these little men are faced with someone clearly their superior they need to look for any little thing they can tear down or criticize.
Look in the comments of any female MMA fighter or weight lifter and there’s gonna be hundreds of guys who look just like Pat saying “yeah but your form was off”
Definition of the peanut gallery
Look in the comments of any female MMA fighter or weight lifter and there’s gonna be hundreds of guys who look just like Pat saying “yeah but your form was off”
Definition of the peanut gallery
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Pat has the balls to say this while being a fat man with spaghetti arms. He lumbers on a treadmill once ever six months and pretends that makes him a gym rat.
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There was a video of him at one of those stupid cons where he was looking at another author’s hardcover edition, and the jealousy was dripping off Pat like grease off of a slab of bacon.