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somebody skipped father's day
Jon is going to skip every day in Annabelle’s life, stlaker. That’s what happens to the men who cross me, you’re next coward.
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somebody skipped father's day
I never skip egg day.Yeah he's always eatin chicken legs or sumtin tss
Did you say Egg?I never skip egg day.
edit: because the chickens, you see.
Gonna press X to doubt this. Those legs squatting 500lb to depth even if he's 113kg? Is there a video? If he can do it with those legs I'm fully onboard with that cunt roiding.
Further proof pat knows nothing about training.
Jon Jones has incredibly skinny legs and squats 500 pounds.
He's been popped multiple times, its hardly a secret.Gonna press X to doubt this. Those legs squatting 500lb to depth even if he's 113kg? Is there a video? If he can do it with those legs I'm fully onboard with that cunt roiding.
Jon trains powerlifting for in his offseason for fun. He had to drop a bunch of weight for his last fight because he gained too much muscle and needed to lean out for weighins. He 100% already does PEDs but the point is that those chicken legs have put a beating on some of the toughest guys in the UFC. Wonderboy Thompson doesnt have tree trunk legs and hell still kick pigs head right off his shoulders no problem.Gonna press X to doubt this. Those legs squatting 500lb to depth even if he's 113kg? Is there a video? If he can do it with those legs I'm fully onboard with that cunt roiding.
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