Pat you couldnt even squat that weight
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Fat out of shape drunkard criticizes someone crushing way more weight than he can ever lift.
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Lmao what an unaware piece of shit. Everyone can see you, Pat.
farting with the headphones on
Fat shadow Pat skips gym day
Pat can't squat his own weight.
who could?
I don't know how much weight that is but it's not an easy workout at all. Pat is such a fat retarded dick head.
You would need strong hamstrings to do that.
You would need strong hamstrings to do that.
I'm about to drive to Pat's house, holding 120lb dumbbells, and dropping them into his gymbronie's hands
Pat never skips leg day because he's fat, you see.
That is literally a movement to build lower back, hamstring, hip and glute strength. Ignorant fat fucking cunt.
He ironically probably has massive calves buried under 2 inches of pure lard
You can't really tell b/c his thighs are being covered and his calves do suck but that's genetics. You really can't do much about calves. I'd like a skinny crackhead looking mfer who's quite seasoned in Muay Thai to crack his chicken legs in half as he's confidently walking up to them at a shitCON. He'd be on the ground reaching for his cell phone to document it all while doing that girly scream he did when he was swatted (THAT THIS KEEPS HAPPENINGGG!!!). "SOMEONE HELP THESE ARE MY CYBERSTALKERS!! SEND THEM TO PRISON NOW!!! SOMEBODY CALL 911 MY CYBERSTALKERS ARE TERRORIZING MEEEE".
Edit: Is there a way for the AI to do this voice while screaming?? I don't know how to do any of that being 16, new to the Internet, jack shit etc.
Edit: Is there a way for the AI to do this voice while screaming?? I don't know how to do any of that being 16, new to the Internet, jack shit etc.
He has massive fat buried over his micro faucet dick.
somebody skipped father's day
This is a sign that he knows he’s full of shit. It’s like a defense mechanism - whenever these little men are faced with someone clearly their superior they need to look for any little thing they can tear down or criticize.
Look in the comments of any female MMA fighter or weight lifter and there’s gonna be hundreds of guys who look just like Pat saying “yeah but your form was off”
Definition of the peanut gallery
Look in the comments of any female MMA fighter or weight lifter and there’s gonna be hundreds of guys who look just like Pat saying “yeah but your form was off”
Definition of the peanut gallery
Pat has the balls to say this while being a fat man with spaghetti arms. He lumbers on a treadmill once ever six months and pretends that makes him a gym rat.
There was a video of him at one of those stupid cons where he was looking at another author’s hardcover edition, and the jealousy was dripping off Pat like grease off of a slab of bacon.