Fat katie wedding registry. All food related.

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Nice of Katie to make a bit of an effort to look her best before her wedding. What a monster.

Milwaukee needs more people like this Australian hero.

In defense of her friend she has to call her fat lol

 

[guest]

I always thought "Big Katie" was a funnier way to put it, like Bam is friends with her and subtly slamming her.

 

[Stent]

I hope an uninvited wedding guest called myocardial infarction turns up.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There's no way someone can be attracted to the obese without a fetish right?

Her arm might be bigger than my torso.

 

[guest]

Cooking for 2? How about cooking for 3. Or 4. Or 5. Get it? She eats more than the average person.

I was going to say they got two copies each.

 

[guest]

So is she the type that orders a salad when eating in public with friends then picks up fast food on the way home and pigs out or does she order a fuck ton of food and a diet coke?

The answer is both, with a trip to a Krispy Kreme drive-thru on the way home.

 

[Sputnik]

You will find someone bam, I promise there’s a guy out there for you. Sure he won’t have five sinks but maybe a kitchen/toilet area you can share and help spruce up a bit.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

You know she’s extraordinarily fat cause if she wasn’t in the picture we’d be calling HIM fat and nobody’s even said a WORD about him

 

[Момент Силышенко]

https://registry.theknot.com/katie-marach-joe-fox-november-2023-wi/49034199

Oversized bath towels and cooking for two. You think they'll follow the portion sizes in this book? Has she just been cooking for one all this time?

YOUR VAST TOWELS DO NOTHING TO HIDE YOUR MORTAL SIN, BEGEMOT

I thought she was wearing a winter jacket in that picture, one of the big puffy ones.

 

[bantadant]

How loveless is your relationship when you're not even married yet and you need some stupid ass "Date Night Ideas" book?

Here's one for free: Skip Dinner and go to the Gym

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

They chose Pasture Green outfits to help keep her calm

 

[Jenna]

The sad part is I could see her having a couple kids with the guy. Live long enough to take your 7 and 4 year old to Disneyland while you scoot around on a mobility scooter watching as daddy takes them on the rides, then a couple months later die in your sleep.

 

[porquedealer]

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How loveless is your relationship when you're not even married yet and you need some stupid ass "Date Night Ideas" book?

Here's one for free: Skip Dinner and go to the Gym

mindless consumerism. It's not a lot but $20 is $20.
2 seconds in google and 0$

Just an incredibly fat resource hog.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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How loveless is your relationship when you're not even married yet and you need some stupid ass "Date Night Ideas" book?

Here's one for free: Skip Dinner and go to the Gym

THIS IS GOING GREAT

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

mindless consumerism. It's not a lot but $20 is $20.
2 seconds in google and 0$



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Just an incredibly fat resource hog.

And she’s supposed to be a SEO expert?

 

[JebJoh]

She landed her man, dieting is a thing of the past.

 

[Dog Eater]

The sad part is I could see her having a couple kids with the guy. Live long enough to take your 7 and 4 year old to Disneyland while you scoot around on a mobility scooter watching as daddy takes them on the rides, then a couple months later die in your sleep.

Nah she’s at a weight where it’s basically impossible to get pregnant.

 

[kingship75]

They chose Pasture Green outfits to help keep her calm

That’s just smart. You don’t want to spook her in front of a crowd.