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They use trampolines for hammocks, Abester.I never even considered that morbidly obese people would require giant towels and it's cracking me the fuck up.
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They use trampolines for hammocks, Abester.I never even considered that morbidly obese people would require giant towels and it's cracking me the fuck up.
Environmentally-friendly if you ask me.they get a discount because they buy used parachutes from the local sky diving place.
I bet Torque Wheeler wants to go for the "DRIVE" theme this FridayAlso the moth has an adulting themed show coming up
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Neither man, if you're that fat you have no shame.So is she the type that orders a salad when eating in public with friends then picks up fast food on the way home and pigs out or does she order a fuck ton of food and a diet coke?
So you are saying she has a stash of full size bottles of condiments in her purse?Neither man, if you're that fat you have no shame.
If I didn’t have my son this weekend, I’d make it a date night.she's legitimately a mythological creature
I bet Torque Wheeler wants to go for the "DRIVE" theme this Friday
@Harry Powell
I don't understand it. Patrick Tomlinson went mad in 15 minutes.Just from a pure physics perspective I Doubt it. She needs to be consuming food like Homer I'm hell. She can't take any time off.
She should pay freight and ride underneath with the luggageYou know she complains about having to buy an extra seat on planes.
I think she meant cooking two, whole steersCooking for two? I thought she just got married
We gotta get this Corey guy on the showNice of Katie to make a bit of an effort to look her best before her wedding. What a monster.
Milwaukee needs more people like this Australian hero.
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"Fuck off, fatty!" will never fail to crack up some ribs.We gotta get this Corey guy on the show
Love how she cowers after being hit. Taste these tea leaves, bitch!"Fuck off, fatty!" will never fail to crack up some ribs.
she's legitimately a mythological creature
I bet Torque Wheeler wants to go for the "DRIVE" theme this Friday
@Harry Powell
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