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Hells' horses that's a big lady. Where does the groom park that thing, let alone fuck it?
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Fat katie wedding registry. All food related.
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Ah yes, Niki’s 6 days/year job.Also the moth has an adulting themed show coming up
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I was going to shop a new piece for this behemoth, rascal. But she's just too disgusting to even bother, so I'll leave it at this.
Oversized bath towels and cooking for two. You think they'll follow the portion sizes in this book? Has she just been cooking for one all this time?
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It's the thought that counts. She privated her instagram, I think she's aware of us.
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Given the size of her Beluga Whale arms, she cannot hide anything from anyone, rascal.
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Cooking for two? I thought she just got married
Oversized bath towels and cooking for two. You think they'll follow the portion sizes in this book? Has she just been cooking for one all this time?
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She's bulking
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She's gotta pull that ice wagon somehow, Peckahster.
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Really good genetics gives you two bicep peaks front and back, normalmester. Enjoy prison.
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Not suggesting you'd know, but you posted so I'll ask, is cooking for two just going to lead to angry, hungry, fat people? And don't they need king sized towels?
Oversized bath towels and cooking for two. You think they'll follow the portion sizes in this book? Has she just been cooking for one all this time?
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These people can't possibly wipe their ass or clean themselves the way a normal person would
Oversized bath towels and cooking for two. You think they'll follow the portion sizes in this book? Has she just been cooking for one all this time?
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That's what flavia's cleaning service is for, funster.
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I imagine the recipes are like 2 chicken breasts, which will leave them unsatisfied but you shouldn't need a book to tell you that's what you can eat
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Jesus Christ when you think about it there is so much you have to accommodate for when being morbidly obese. Bed frames, seats, towels. By the time she would be done drying her arms using a normal towel she’d have to wring it out so of course they make gigantic ones for her.
Does her dress cost the same as someone who purchases the identical one in a size small? Or would that be discrimination to make her pay more for 5 dresses worth of material
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You know she complains about having to buy an extra seat on planes.
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I never even considered that morbidly obese people would require giant towels and it's cracking me the fuck up.
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Did you think it was going to be trapeze related? Yeah one rhinoceros.