Fat katie wedding registry. All food related.

[captain_kamala]

https://registry.theknot.com/katie-marach-joe-fox-november-2023-wi/49034199

Oversized bath towels and cooking for two. You think they'll follow the portion sizes in this book? Has she just been cooking for one all this time?

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

She got married before you did, dawg. Ade got married 3 times before you. They are running up the score.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit she wore a tarp!

Seriously, how does someone get to that size? Also why do big fat women get such huge arms? I read Andre The Giant had to use the shower when he had to shit most of the time due to his size / weight - I’m guessing she has to as well.

 

[captain_kamala]

She got married before you did, dawg. Ade got married 3 times before you. They are running up the score.

I got married in 2010

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Holy shit she wore a tarp!

Seriously, how does someone get to that size? Also why do big fat women get such huge arms? I read Andre The Giant had to use the shower when he had to shit most of the time due to his size / weight - I’m guessing she has to as well.

And even if he starves her to near death she'll just be a puddle of skin flapping around reeking of death.

 

[NoBacon]

They aren’t bath towels. They’re napkins.

 

[captain_kamala]

Also the moth has an adulting themed show coming up

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Also the moth has an adulting themed show coming up

I hate that Milwaukee thinks they're important enough to call themselves MKE.

 

[guest]

There's no way someone can be attracted to the obese without a fetish right?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Holy Moly

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Fucking meat is just spilling out everywhere. Also when you're this big you need to be covered up, no needs to be subjected to your fat

 

[Meownaw]

Holy Moly

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Human sized towels would be like a washcloth to that monster.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Here’s some Ozempic. Yours in Christ, Niki Robinson.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Also the moth has an adulting themed show coming up

a show about "adulting" from people who never grew up.

 

[Suetonius]

Cooking for 2? How about cooking for 3. Or 4. Or 5. Get it? She eats more than the average person.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Human sized towels would be like a washcloth to that monster.

Like trying to dry off an SUV with a bar napkin.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That dork could have easily married a less extreme fat woman

 

[Suetonius]

Imagine the fucking smell and fluids as those two fat bodies slosh ontop of each other.