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eggfeller

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Haha whata faggot. I streamed it offline for my almost 12 yr old and she said it was terrible and hated it. She told me shes glad I didnt watch it with her because i would have been bored to death. We watched Beetlejuice the other day and its a surprisingly great kids movie. Idk if its rly a kids movie these days as he says Fuck and goes to a whorehouse, but it was a kids movie when i was a kid.
i watched it on loop as a kid despite not fully understanding every reference. rewatched it the other day for the first time in years & was surprised how much of the action only happens in the second half of the movie. i hope the sequel isn’t gay but not holding out hope there
 

patrick is fat

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i watched it on loop as a kid despite not fully understanding every reference. rewatched it the other day for the first time in years & was surprised how much of the action only happens in the second half of the movie. i hope the sequel isn’t gay but not holding out hope there
if the sequel is being made in current year it will absolutely be extremely gay
 

Dennis Denuto

It's the vibe
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Haha whata faggot. I streamed it offline for my almost 12 yr old and she said it was terrible and hated it. She told me shes glad I didnt watch it with her because i would have been bored to death. We watched Beetlejuice the other day and its a surprisingly great kids movie. Idk if its rly a kids movie these days as he says Fuck and goes to a whorehouse, but it was a kids movie when i was a kid.
It's a really fucking weird movie. It's a kids movie that a kid would never get or appreciate. I personally didn't think it was that terrible but I took my young cousin to see it and she didn't understand it at all. Who the fuck is the target demographic? The adults going to watch it with children?
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Memba the UNO heist movie with some rapper? Not sure if it's still happening though.
The fuck?
Rapper Lil Yachty is developing an action heist comedy based on Uno — yes, the card game — with Mattel Films. Marcy Kelly wrote the screenplay for the movie, set in the underground hip hop world of Atlanta. Though the cast has not been announced, Lil Yachty is being eyed for the lead role.

I thought it was bad enough when they turned that old arcade game Rampage into a The Rock movie.

Are we sure AI isn't already writing movies?
 

Stealthygeekfan

SHE'S A NIGGER!!
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I bet he went to see it alone.
He's just saying what's the "current" hot topic and correcT opinion a week late.

Also tiny Ben Shapiro had some review about it and I'd bet good money that some rascal sent him a screenshot and text about how funny it is that he was too scared to debate him all those years ago.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Wrong as always, stlaker. All ben did was piss and shit himself over his abortion tweet. That's more or less an exact quote, btw.

Ben Shapiro is a dinner mashing cunt, but it doesn't change that Pat ran from him like a schoolboy hiding from his beating.

It's also an example of why he'll never be famous like he wants - he could've gone on, most likely gotten destroyed, but if he actually tried... That's attention you just don't get every day.

Coward. Hypocrite. Fat, too.
 
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