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You can do whatever you want Bonniester. You're a superstarMy whole life has been a lie.
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You can do whatever you want Bonniester. You're a superstarMy whole life has been a lie.
He's wrong about the Spider-man thing. Don't give up your dream.My whole life has been a lie.
You can do whatever you want Bonniester. You're a superstar
He's wrong about the Spider-man thing. Don't give up your dream.
hes too shortWhy haven't you curbstomped every teacher involved in this?
How's the fam, mustardster?hes too short
Yeah having a family nowadays sounds amazing. Your four year old's being indoctrinated and youre desperately trying to stop it from happening, sounds very fulfilling and full of joy, in addition to having to provide for them financially and worrying about that as well. Sounds like a hoot.How's the fam, mustardster?
Life has always been hard and in most times and places Christians have had to struggle against evil. How do you think raising a Christian child went in ancient Rome? Pussy.Yeah having a family nowadays sounds amazing. Your four year old's being indoctrinated and youre desperately trying to stop it from happening, sounds very fulfilling and full of joy, in addition to having to provide for them financially and worrying about that as well. Sounds like a hoot.
When you put it like that, it doesn't seem like a fair trade for jizzing in a broad once.Yeah having a family nowadays sounds amazing. Your four year old's being indoctrinated and youre desperately trying to stop it from happening, sounds very fulfilling and full of joy, in addition to having to provide for them financially and worrying about that as well. Sounds like a hoot.
Again sounds like a real hootLife has always been hard and in most times and places Christians have had to struggle against evil. How do you think raising a Christian child went in ancient Rome? Pussy.
Oh shit, no wonder you didn't press this guy. He could snap you in half and stuff your ass in a can before running out of breath. When you reached up and tugged on his pant leg to get his attention did he mistake you for a student?
Life has always been hard and in most times and places Christians have had to struggle against evil.
He's my height lolOh shit, no wonder you didn't press this guy. He could snap you in half and stuff your ass in a can before running out of breath. When you reached up and tugged on his pant leg to get his attention did he mistake you for a student?
It is, actually. My kids make me laugh more than this shithole tbhAgain sounds like a real hoot
copeIt is, actually. My kids make me laugh more than this shithole tbh
The joke being she wasn't a doctor?There was a zoom meeting to let parents know what they'd be teaching at school this year. Turns out they didn't tell parents that the classes would be tomorrow and Friday until just yesterday. We knew because we've been fighting these retards this whole time and got the heads-up from the principal.
Long story short it was just as evil as I thought it would be but on the bright side there was a bit of a revolt in chat. Lil bit of outrage, some effort-posting from a Christian, lots of questions about whether people could opt out. I finally hopped into chat and let everyone know that the newsletter yesterday said they could opt out and posted the pdf of the newsletter so they could all look it over without having to go hunting for it again. After that the chat all but died so I guess I gave them what they were looking for. I ended up posting the link to the Alternative Delivery Policy near the end; forewarned is forearmed as I always say. Missus Terry didn't like that very much but she had to concede that it was pretty scummy shit all around so she left it alone. There was one other guy in chat who was pretty heated so I had a bit of cover to just drop the details as a matter of public record and laugh. Hopefully we can start a quiet revolt around here; why fight these idiots head-on when we can just spread the word when we're there to pick up the kids?
When it was all wrapping up I posted "Thanks so much, Dr.!" and of course she responded in earnest and Missus T and I busted a fucking rib over that. All in all 10/10 will do that every year from now on.
No she's got a doctorate in being a weird pervert who talks to five year olds about wet dreams and their boners. The joke was I'd been undermining her in chat for an hour by letting everyone know they didn't have to let their kids near her.The joke being she wasn't a doctor?
Is she fat or looks like a typical leftist dyke?No she's got a doctorate in being a weird pervert who talks to five year olds about wet dreams and their boners. The joke was I'd been undermining her in chat for an hour by letting everyone know they didn't have to let their kids near her.
She's a sociologist and did women's studies!Is she fat or looks like a typical leftist dyke?
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