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FAGGOT School Administrator Thread

Turry

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Agent Smith said:
I wonder if that principal is on some Bob & Sheri message board talking to other gay educators about the pain in the ass parent who doesn't want his daughter to have HRT and a forearm cock.
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"No I tried all the lies and bullshit maneuvers they taught us last year and the motherfucker had the NERVE to make me do my job. This is basically fascism."
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
Another update - my wife took care of the phone call so I wouldn't be tempted to twist the knife on him. He told her that we can just keep her out of school the day that the sex ed lady comes around instead of doing "all the work" of getting the policy signed and teaching sweet little Terryetta the required curriculum at home.

"If you do it at home she'll still have to come to school and be graded by the teacher to make sure she's learned the information but if you just keep her out of school that day I'll understand why."

The missus relayed this to me and I laughed. So we don't hold them to the policy, don't send her to be taught the information and then they're just going to pass her on that part of the curriculum? Really, nigger? Seems to me that she won't have it on her record and they'll teach it to her in the school to make sure she's up to speed.

And what happens if the teacher decides to do some supplementary instruction on the topic after the kook has come and gone? "Oh sorry Mr and Mrs Terry but you didn't make use of the policy so we're not required to inform you or allow your daughter to leave the room during the lesson."

Does this shit work on people? Fucking scummmmmmbag
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It definitely works on people.
 
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T-t-t-Terry! said:
Another update - my wife took care of the phone call so I wouldn't be tempted to twist the knife on him. He told her that we can just keep her out of school the day that the sex ed lady comes around instead of doing "all the work" of getting the policy signed and teaching sweet little Terryetta the required curriculum at home.

"If you do it at home she'll still have to come to school and be graded by the teacher to make sure she's learned the information but if you just keep her out of school that day I'll understand why."

The missus relayed this to me and I laughed. So we don't hold them to the policy, don't send her to be taught the information and then they're just going to pass her on that part of the curriculum? Really, nigger? Seems to me that she won't have it on her record and they'll teach it to her in the school to make sure she's up to speed.

And what happens if the teacher decides to do some supplementary instruction on the topic after the kook has come and gone? "Oh sorry Mr and Mrs Terry but you didn't make use of the policy so we're not required to inform you or allow your daughter to leave the room during the lesson."

Does this shit work on people? Fucking scummmmmmbag
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In situations like these, you should ask yourself: what would Nigger Jim do?
 
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H0meRunCumia said:
You're my teacher, NoBacon.










I hate you.
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I’m not a teacher. My friend. I simply can’t control myself conveying what the Holy Spirit reveals to me.

We live in a secular, immoral world now where we worship Satan knowingly or unknowingly. When living standards collapse under the weight of our retarded political decisions, they’ll be a great movement back towards religion and meaning, and as revelation has foretold, it will be towards Islam, which we can see already. Stay strong, stay true to the one true living God.

School teachers are mostly atheistic pedophiles or hedonists. They believe they have a legal and moral right to teach your children how to have anal sex.
 
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If you don’t want your child to get injected by pharmaceuticals profit machine drugs 90 times before they’re 6 years old, and then get fucked in the ass by Eric Hildeman in science class while Paul Weimer takes photos to put online, you’re anti science and you should have your kids taken away from you and put into Jewish tunnels for Jay Z to diddle at Hollywood parties.

I’m sorry you’re too much of a Jesus freak to see why this is progress. Science HUZZAH!

/edit wowz0rs!!!111oneoneone11!! Thanks for the hecking gold kind stranger!!! ^______^
 
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NoBacon said:
I’m not a teacher. My friend. I simply can’t control myself conveying what the Holy Spirit reveals to me.

We live in a secular, immoral world now where we worship Satan knowingly or unknowingly. When living standards collapse under the weight of our retarded political decisions, they’ll be a great movement back towards religion and meaning, and as revelation has foretold, it will be towards Islam, which we can see already. Stay strong, stay true to the one true living God.

School teachers are mostly atheistic pedophiles or hedonists. They believe they have a legal and moral right to teach your children how to have anal sex.
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I hear ya.
 
Turry

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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And yeah they want you to do something stupid so they can break your family up or have cause to send MHFS (CPS around here) around constantly to disrupt things.
 
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