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FAGGOT School Administrator Thread

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Someone's never heard of zhuangzi or the sophists. It's okay. I know learning things is hard.
Also unless you're claiming these faggots were prehistoric it was still thousands of years and their nonsense didn't catch on regardless. "Sophistry" isn't a compliment.
Wow an argument about nihilism in a thread that is pointless.
There's no such thing as an argument about nihilism.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
Also unless you're claiming these faggots were prehistoric it was still thousands of years and their nonsense didn't catch on regardless. "Sophistry" isn't a compliment.

There's no such thing as an argument about nihilism.
"Sophistry" isn't a compliment to someone without a basic education in communication design. No wonder it's so easy for you to be misled.

As for your snark at mustard. Cowardice. If you can't face nothing how can you face anything?
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
So we have this Godless SOGI program in the schools here. It's sex ed starting at kindergarten and includes all the letterqueer bullshit of course. Last year our daughter was coming home pretty upset about the whole thing so when I got this email today

I downloaded the pdf with information for parents and guardians. Inside I found this:

Hey right on, let me check out the alternative delivery policy:

Now I know we've got some real dummies here so I'll just note that this policy applies to the SOGI curriculum grades K-10. Pretty clear and unambiguous language, I'd say. Obviously we want maximum control over how they teach her these things; we can't avoid having her learn about them but if she's not learning in an environment where it's presented as good and cool to be a faggot that's better than nothing.

I was just on my way to pick up my kid at school so I left a bit early, swung by the office and left my name and number with the receptionist so the principal could get in touch with me. Then I went and stood by the gym where we pick the girl up at the end of the day. The principal (a fat, oily looking man) came out and found me a minute or two later and asked what was up.

"Yeah we'd like to use the alternative delivery for the SOGI curriculum."

"Oh you can't do that."

"What? There's a policy in place. I just got the email today and read the parent information and then followed it through to the alternative delivery information"

"No as far as I know there's no policy where you can opt out."

"I didn't say I wanted to opt out. We can't opt out. I just want to use the alternative method."

"Noooo I don't think you can do that."

"I have the policy on my phone. Look."

"Oh no no see its for grade 10. It says so at the top."

At this point I'm scrolling and pointing directly at where it says K-9.

"It mentions K-9 right before mentioning the alternative delivery."

"You know I'm not to sure about that."

Oh you're not you greasy prick? You were pretty sure a minute ago that we couldn't do it and now it sure sounds like you don't know what the policy is. But I'm going to keep playing nice for now.

"Well if you could find that out for me as soon as possible that would be great."

"Uhh yeah, sure.. Hey do you mind if I ask why you want to do this?"

"Mainly because she kept coming home last year pretty upset about pictures she'd seen and things she'd heard. We figured if we're going to have to help her contextualize everything we might as well be directly involved."

"Oh okay well that's understandable (liar I can see that he's upset - he's too pale not to turn red).. What kind of pictures were they?"

"For example there were pictures of penises."

"What? I don't know why she'd see that."

"Me neither."

"Uhh well you know the best thing you could probably do is ask her teacher about what sorts of things they'll be covering."

"So I can get the curriculum from her, then?"

"Well I don't know about that.."

"Can I get it from you?"

"Well I don't know what exactly she'll be teaching and when.."

Now I'm getting pretty pissed at this idiot.

"Look. I'm a naturally argumentative person so when I hear things that don't make sense I start to get a bit animated. That said; You're the principal, right?"

"Yeah"

"So your job is to make sure they teach the curriculum?"

"Of course."

"Wouldn't you have to have access to the curriculum to verify that?"

"Yeah but I said I didn't know when she'd be teaching specific parts of the curriculum."

"I didn't ask you when. I asked you what."

"Uhh but.."

Thankfully my kid's class was just coming out so I waved to my kid, shook his greasy hand and told him we'd leave it there for now but please do get back to me on that policy. He was fucking seeeeeething. So am I but it's not his kid they want to indoctrinate into thinking cutting your tits off is cool and valid.

FUCKING COCKSUCKA
Was it there in Canada where they had some controversy about a guy teacher who transitioned into a gross old whore with cartoonishly huge sagging knockers

Oh look at me replying to something from 2024. Egg on my face.
 
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Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Was it there in Canada where they had some controversy about a guy teacher who transitioned into a gross old whore with cartoonishly huge sagging knockers

Oh look at me replying to something from 2024. Egg on my face.
Yeah, that was in Ontario I think.
 
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