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Everyone has known that "teaches don't get paid enough" for years.

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Cuz, if you were attempting to make me lose all respect for you then you have hilariously succeeded. A grown woman doesn’t talk to a HS student like that unless she wants some easy penis. Nice not slagging some hot wrinkled ass, stupid.
Yeah, not my best moment - but at least it makes a funny story years later and I can laugh at myself being a teenage dummy. I would have a been a school legend! What’s funny is I never even told my school friends for years because it seemed so impossible to be true. It was a very “did..that just happen?” She was also kinda quirky for a gym teacher - like she told our whole class she got herpes from using someone’s chapstick (surrrrre) so I had no idea what to think when she told me about a doctor putting a finger in her butt.

Looking back I realized what she was trying to do and why - nobody would ever believe it!
 

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It wasn’t until I was out of school I realized that a majority my teachers were idiots that couldn’t do anything better. A friend of mine growing up had a dad that had wanted to be a Gym Teacher but realized it was a joke of a job and switched to a finance major. He did very well in investment banking and was very thankful he didn’t become a dopey gym teacher.
Hey everyone come and laugh at this retard
 
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