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Ever made a faggy expensive impulse buy that makes you sick when you think about it?

FrogmanKurlan

Kill a commie for mommy, awright
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I spent $3000 on a Beretta shotgun and like $300 on a fancy club membership + a bunch on ammo and clays. Turns out I can’t hit a FUCKING THING. Now it’s sat in the safe for 6 months.
Is it an over under? Those are hard to start with if you haven’t done much shooting.
 

FrogmanKurlan

Kill a commie for mommy, awright
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It is, I’ve done fucktonnes of rifle and handgun shooting. This is totally different, I should have bought a beater for $300 to start with.
Yeah a pump action is a good place to start. Over and unders are nice but since you have to adjust your aim depending on which barrel is firing it’s tough to get started. You should get back after it. It’s damn fun once you get the hang of it
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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Yeah a pump action is a good place to start. Over and unders are nice but since you have to adjust your aim depending on which barrel is firing it’s tough to get started. You should get back after it. It’s damn fun once you get the hang of it

I’ll get back into it when @Ned Flanders goes back to bike riding.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Speaking frankly, in light of old gravy's tranny disaster, @UnPRePared actually being the real Ray Wilson would definitely be the most normal thing about whoever is running that bit account

I'm grateful you still think this is a bit account.

But maybe it is. Or isn't.

All I know is you owe me another $17, @soulbrotherman#1 you underpaying cunt.
 

Dusty Dan

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2x used Alfa Romeos. I was going to tart them up and sell them. Knew fuck all about cars and thought it'd be a fun project. Scrapped them both within months and made about £400 back of the £4k spent.

Subscription services must also add up to an ungodly amount. I used to play WoW in my 20s and spent a small fortune on it. Add in things like Spotify, Netflix and phone contracts. I download nearly every movie I watch, because I can never find the ones I want on streaming services, but still pay for them so that the kids and wife can use them. Between my phone, TV and computers, I'm probably spending hundreds a year to listen to black metal and peruse da forums.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Was at a strip club (Scores maybe?) in new Orleans and paid to go to private for this Asian stripper with big fakers to blow me. It was good and all but between paying for the 30 minute private and her tip I was annoyed that I pissed away that money.Don't remember how much it was exactly.
 

lil chud

Kommandant of Trump Concentration Camp #230
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I want a pool so bad but it seems like almost everyone says this about them
You have to buy chlorine, acid, stabilizer, etc. and make sure the levels of each are balanced, otherwise you have green swamp water. You also need to run the pump everyday to ensure the water is moving around instead of being a breeding nest for critters. I'm not done yet, next, you need to clean it using manual labor like with a brush, or with an automated pool shark. And god forbid you get a crack and it starts leaking, it can be in the thousands of dollars to PROPERLY fix, not half-ass patch that will eventually fall apart. By the way, cracks are inevitable, so if you buy a house with a pool then it's only a matter of time. Have fun swimming jackass!
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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40,230
You have to buy chlorine, acid, stabilizer, etc. and make sure the levels of each are balanced, otherwise you have green swamp water. You also need to run the pump everyday to ensure the water is moving around instead of being a breeding nest for critters. I'm not done yet, next, you need to clean it using manual labor like with a brush, or with an automated pool shark. And god forbid you get a crack and it starts leaking, it can be in the thousands of dollars to PROPERLY fix, not half-ass patch that will eventually fall apart. By the way, cracks are inevitable, so if you buy a house with a pool then it's only a matter of time. Have fun swimming jackass!
I know all that and I’m still going to do it someday if I’m not dead
 
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I almost sent money to Whitney Wisconsin for videos with her dog before I wanked to her nudes and came to my senses, but I had gotten $150 in cash out of the bank and was gonna money order it to her nigger scam partner. I am glad I didn't bc the whole thing was a scam. There were no more videos
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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I bought a curved 2k monitor for 600$ after the 2 year warranty expired I started getting issues. The fucking thing needs to be on all day, if gets turned off it has to "warm up" which can take a whole fucking day. Probabaly added 50-100 bucks to my electric bill, I don't like to think about it.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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I was expecting someone here to say a strap-on. Disappointed.

Glad to see @JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler paid for a whore -- expected to see that here too.

Dan sent @captain_kamala Amazon gift cards, I wonder if he regrets it.

As for me, I once donated to Project Veritas. Figured I'd support them after ABC/Epstein.

Very thankful I didn't donate to Trump.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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I'm nuclear grade retarded but giving money to e-celebs (I consider Trump to be an e-celeb) is one of the few lines I've never crossed.
I have a soft spot for alternative journalism. Not sure I donated for O’Keefe specifically, more to reward for exposing the mechanisms Jews use to control the media.

I don’t consider that e-celeb but if that’s the case it’s the only e-celeb I’ve ever donated to. Guess it’s a step up from only fans

Any of you niggas here ever do that? Give money to ewhores/camgirls?
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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27,342
I have a soft spot for alternative journalism. Not sure I donated for O’Keefe specifically, more to reward for exposing the mechanisms Jews use to control the media.

I don’t consider that e-celeb but if that’s the case it’s the only e-celeb I’ve ever donated to. Guess it’s a step up from only fans

Any of you niggas here ever do that? Give money to ewhores/camgirls?
You made me remember I gave five bucks to that faggot fuentes when he was still on youtube, I regret that more then the 600$ monitor.
 
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