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I bought a used s55 amg. It broke down once a month and no1 is in the market for one.
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I will. But i have to pay even more money to buy a thing to attach it to my car which sucks. The one ive got right now for my old shitty bike apparently doesnt support new bikes weight. Fuck!Just use the bike,dude. It's the season for nice rides.
Pools suck. Go to the pool store every week with your gay ass cup of water. Oh that'll be $200. And it's for something gay like your PH is 0.1 too high you're gonna kill anyone in it and then I pay for the chemicals. Next week oh your ph is 0.1 too low you're gonna kill anyone in it so I pay for the chemicals. And fucking frogs thinks it's a fucking pond so I'm pulling those things out of the skimmer like it's a fucking genocide. Then one day your water turns fucking green for no damn reason and that more fucking money to get some asshole out to vacuum it. Oh do you have golden algae? How the fuck would I know? Flying ants love fucking pools and you'd think I killed every single one in the state with the solid brick of them in the skimmer every day. Well you should just convert to salt is what people tell me when I just want to fill it with cement. And then the fucking Polaris that can only seem to get to the shallow end and wrap itself around the handle on the stairs and spray water at the fucking house for 8 hours like a fucking retard.I want a pool so bad but it seems like almost everyone says this about them
Id only get a pool if i was a multimillionaire so i could lay next to it drinking whisky and brooding over my ungrateful whore wife and spoiled kids.Pools suck. Go to the pool store every week with your gay ass cup of water. Oh that'll be $200. And it's for something gay like your PH is 0.1 too high you're gonna kill anyone in it and then I pay for the chemicals. Next week oh your ph is 0.1 too low you're gonna kill anyone in it so I pay for the chemicals. And fucking frogs thinks it's a fucking pond so I'm pulling those things out of the skimmer like it's a fucking genocide. Then one day your water turns fucking green for no damn reason and that more fucking money to get some asshole out to vacuum it. Oh do you have golden algae? How the fuck would I know? Flying ants love fucking pools and you'd think I killed every single one in the state with the solid brick of them in the skimmer every day. Well you should just convert to salt is what people tell me when I just want to fill it with cement. And then the fucking Polaris that can only seem to get to the shallow end and wrap itself around the handle on the stairs and spray water at the fucking house for 8 hours like a fucking retard.
What brand is the bike? You must be doing well if you bought a 5k mountain bike. A Salud!I will. But i have to pay even more money to buy a thing to attach it to my car which sucks. The one ive got right now for my old shitty bike apparently doesnt support new bikes weight. Fuck!
I bought a Trek Crossrip Comp when I was averaging 30-40 miles per day on my bike. In 3 years I've put maybe 100 miles on it.
You should get out more. I focus on golf for outdoor activities now, my fine feathered friend
Definitely see more crackheads than kids on bikes these days.
this is me right nowYou are jewish! Y-you lied to me, johnny. Youre a fffucking liar!
ForI bought a Gibson Les Paul Custom a couple months ago for right around $4000. It's a great guitar but I already had a Les Paul that sounds and plays just as good. I'm not hurting for money so I think I'll just hang on to it for a while and see if it appreciates a lot. I know I'll end up selling it one day.
Why don’t you just ride the bike, Ned?Abe's thread about bike fags made me remember i bought a 5000 dollar mountain bike earlier this year that ive only ridden once.
I guess its an expensive lesson to never do shit like that again so maybe the 5k saved me money in the long run. Thats my coping strategy.
I also went to a michelin star restaurant once and the bill was 1000 for the cheapest menu. Shittiest fucking food ive ever had. The performative service is so gay too.
Uncle in Florida has a salt pool and it is the same shit, he’s always fucking around with it and it’s usually green / full of beetles.Well you should just convert to salt is what people tell me when I just want to fill it with cement.
Sounds like you'll save easy more money just getting a high end gym membershipI want a pool so bad but it seems like almost everyone says this about them
Make sure it has a steam room, stlakerSounds like you'll save easy more money just getting a high end gym membership
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