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Speaking frankly, in light of old gravy's tranny disaster, @UnPRePared actually being the real Ray Wilson would definitely be the most normal thing about whoever is running that bit account
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Ever made a faggy expensive impulse buy that makes you sick when you think about it?
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There isn’t a convienent one nearby with a pool. And I want to be able to lounge at my house, not just swim laps.
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You guys are making me feel better about the $600 Moncler windbreaker I hardly wear.
Not myself, but growing up we had a neighbor (Bud) who always had some new toy in his driveway – classic cars, snowmobiles, etc. One day he brought home this Mad Max dune buggy, so us kids would hang around while the local dads talked shit and worked on this thing. Initially he spent $4000; planned to add $1000 or so in parts, have fun driving it for a bit, then flip for a profit. Naturally it became a money and time sinkhole, but eventually it was running ok. They took it to the desert a few hours away and I guess Bud got too much air on a jump, so he blew out a couple discs in his back on landing.
Anyway, this guy went from being the boisterous, cocksure, single guy with disposable income, to a debt-ridden recluse. He wore a full torso brace for like a year and his mom moved in to help care for him. I hardly saw him outside after that and no more cool vehicles in the driveway. Now that's true cost, pal
Not myself, but growing up we had a neighbor (Bud) who always had some new toy in his driveway – classic cars, snowmobiles, etc. One day he brought home this Mad Max dune buggy, so us kids would hang around while the local dads talked shit and worked on this thing. Initially he spent $4000; planned to add $1000 or so in parts, have fun driving it for a bit, then flip for a profit. Naturally it became a money and time sinkhole, but eventually it was running ok. They took it to the desert a few hours away and I guess Bud got too much air on a jump, so he blew out a couple discs in his back on landing.
Anyway, this guy went from being the boisterous, cocksure, single guy with disposable income, to a debt-ridden recluse. He wore a full torso brace for like a year and his mom moved in to help care for him. I hardly saw him outside after that and no more cool vehicles in the driveway. Now that's true cost, pal
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Not expensive but I wish I beat off before buying a membership to AllOver30
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Johnny tell the truth, you've never beat off in your life
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FUCK YOU......I JERK OFF EVERYDAY, BRO
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A brave statement on semen retention headquarters.
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You ever try semen retention? It'll change your life
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Fuck you
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Parallel retaining.
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The "craft". Johnny could learn a lot if he could stop his animalistic self-abuse
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what the fuck is the point of taking a shower if i'm not jerking off?!
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To wash the powerful garlic odor off you for at least a few minutes, you fucking dago
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LOOK HERE!! LISTEN!!
I'm living, and I jerk off to show that I'm alive, and I do it for all the dead people who can't do it anymore like Elvis, my dad, and Conan the Barbarian......
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Theoretically, Conan the Barbarian still jerks off, as he exists at an undefined time and in an undefined place. It's especially easy for him because he wears a fur diaper/loincloth
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Guess you'll have to fill up the tub then
I try it for a bit every day, kind of like meditation. I think it works pretty well
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Already made the fawkin joke sniff
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Bought a thermal scope to use for hog hunting. It was about $3,000. It’s pretty cool but once I got it mounted and sighted in I didn’t see hogs for 6 months, and when I finally did see some it was in broad daylight and the damn thing was just an encumbrance. I’ve thought about selling it but part of me wants to hold onto it just incase it starts raining Chinamen