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I just want to get into a fire department
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I just want to get into a fire department
What are you implying, sir?bro- you've seen the type of people who post here....come on, man
Fuck dude, just go to the firehouse and tell them you'll blow them, they're all fags anyway. They live at the firehouse for a week, cooking meals for each other, sleeping next to each other, bathing with each other.I just want to get into a fire department
That sounds pfgFuck dude, just go to the firehouse and tell them you'll blow them, they're all fags anyway. They live at the firehouse for a week, cooking meals for each other, sleeping next to each other, bathing with each other.
Do you think you run your own life outside of the military, you dense faggot?You are a weak maggot if you enter the military. You can't think for yourself. You need to be told what to do, you're an idiot if you are prepared to risk your life for some politicians whim. I want nothing to do with a man who is prepared to be shouted at by another man. The military is a cop out, it screams of I give up trying to do life on my own its too hard and scary so I want other people to run my life for me.
Thanks for your service, I'll clap you at the airport.
I think you said it best in this song, Ray, when you said, "Real life isn't always what you want, Isn't always what you need".I don't know about you guys, but I'm living far better than I think my parents ever imagined I would, even if it wasn't exactly what my dream was.
When you're a young dumb cunt, and you dream of rock stardom, you dream of the highest mountain. I've been to the top of that mountain, and never want to make another trip back. Totally serious.
A dream is a stepping stone, an idealized goal to attain, but in a lot of ways I think a dream is really just a path towards realizing what is your real happiness. Would I love to play my music all over the world? Certainly. But if it's at the expense of writing new songs and albums at my leisure, touring as I please, and having a more personal rapport with my fans, then I don't fucking want it.
If Calling All Stations did work out, and we did the planned follow-up album, I'm not sure I'd be happy as just a hired hand for someone else's band in the long term. The freedom I have to do things my way is worth more than being beholden to someone else.
What's on your rider, Ray? Red Gatorade and a big turkey sangwidge?Would I love to play my music all over the world? Certainly. But if it's at the expense of writing new songs and albums at my leisure, touring as I please, and having a more personal rapport with my fans, then I don't fucking want it.
What's on your rider, Ray? Red Gatorade and a big turkey sangwidge?
I'm a stranger on the internet and I'm telling you that you're (subconsciously) letting that one rejection bother youI'd like to have my own animated comedy show. I've written some scripts and pitched it to Comedy Central a few years ago but they rejected it lol, haven't written much since.
I wish I had as much readily available gay porn as some of the other users here, you know for bits or whatever. Best I gotI just want to get into a fire department
It means you want to fuck a trannyIm not a homophobe but something deep inside me stirs when I see this, something violent and dangerous whispering "this is bad for society, end this or society will go extinct, its not natural, end it". My heart beats so fast when I see this, what does that mean?
Go to a restaurant and find the poorest family and tell the waiter secretly you'll pay for their tab. Dont tell the loser family. You'll feel good.
Go to a restaurant and find the poorest family and tell the waiter secretly you'll pay for their tab. Dont tell the loser family. You'll feel good.
If you can't afford this, I suggest buying ice cream and watching a movie.
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