..Because you're about to get raped!
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No, that's your DNA.
It really is hilarious that Dan is a bonafide six figure, five sink closer and the thing he seems to want most in life is to roll around in the mud with absolute losers like Patrick and Geno. What lack of a hobby does to a nigga.
He really isn't. I'm not trying to be contrarian. He just follows a lot of unconventional shit like the Wyyz Forums do.
I don't even particularly like him, he deleted my stream and talked shit behind my back. But I get what he's doing with NPS.
He talked shit, but was it objectively false?
I think like a few people on here he doesn't get my sense of humor and thinks I'm lying when I'm doing obvious irony.
Do you think Flavia wishes he would take up fly fishing or golf instead?
hyena laugh
His 47th chromosome makes him so unpredictable, even Patrick S Tomlinson fears The Dan Man.
Irony implies the existence of zincy, the existence of aluminiumy and the existence of steely, otherwise i don't really remember you appearance at all. I hope you downloaded it for yourself.
Line of the day
Who in the fuck is Deb?
I don't know. But I fucked her first.
The ugly truth: he wears pull ups. Real diaps are too complicated to strap up
but he uses a lot of them throughout the day. it's simply more practical
