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I want a little baby sized Dan that I can carry around in a papoose on the front.


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The regular sized one would fit just fine.
 

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Lol Dan is genuinely the most retarded looking person I've ever seen. I laugh every single time I see his face. Like, have you ever seen a cat with down syndrome? They're small and adorable but you can tell they're retarded. You pick them up and they make some stupid retard noise and you're like "awwwe." That's what Dan looks like.
I'm not down on the Dan lore but he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome. Has this been confirmed? IANAL.
 
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